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[quote]theBeth wrote:
Shitty kids are a direct reflection of parenting.[/quote]

This, unless the child is psychotic.

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

Still my favourite, by far, this one scared me away from children.[/quote]

Use condoms? No use the paddle, belt, switch, or your hand if nothing else is available.

I love my children, and when Papa tells them, “Do we need to go outside and have a talk?” My children straighten up immediately. If not we go outside, and they will get an education.

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

Use condoms? No use the paddle, belt, switch, or your hand if nothing else is available.

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How do you keep paddles, belts and switches from falling off your penis?

And doesn’t all that stuff make penetration difficult?

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:
Shitty kids are a direct reflection of parenting.[/quote]

This, unless the child is psychotic.
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Psychotic kids are generally a fault of the parents, too.

Well you can wrap the belt for extra girth, paddle and switches no clue.

[quote]Quasi-Tech wrote:
Well you can wrap the belt for extra girth, paddle and switches no clue. [/quote]
You’ve got a urethra, right?

O_O

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

Use condoms? No use the paddle, belt, switch, or your hand if nothing else is available.

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How do you keep paddles, belts and switches from falling off your penis?

And doesn’t all that stuff make penetration difficult? [/quote]

That is funny.

[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:
Shitty kids are a direct reflection of parenting.[/quote]

This, unless the child is psychotic.
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Psychotic kids are generally a fault of the parents, too. [/quote]

Yep.[/quote]

What is the mental disorder that causes people to be killers, but no fault of the parent. Is is Sociopath?