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Prohormones Help!!!!

Need some help!!! Wanted to know of any good Prohormones that are out there and it’s detection time. I would love some help guys !

Vagisil EOD works great

[quote]lbraga wrote:
Vagisil EOD works great[/quote]

Ahaha!

Thanks for the help.

Don’t forget to stack it with Monostat, tofu and lots of badger milk!

Haha badger milk…

hahaha how do you come up with that shit

One time I got sick of all the little gym pog’s asking me what I take, so I told them I’m on high dose badger protein milk. I tell people I have it shipped in from the Siberia in Russia cause its more potent, and to not buy that knock off Canadian badger milk. At least once a month some tard comes up and tells me he can’t find a hook up on the Internet for it. It’s now a running joke in my gym.

[quote]tattoo’d’popeye wrote:
One time I got sick of all the little gym pog’s asking me what I take, so I told them I’m on high dose badger protein milk. I tell people I have it shipped in from the Siberia in Russia cause its more potent, and to not buy that knock off Canadian badger milk. At least once a month some tard comes up and tells me he can’t find a hook up on the Internet for it. It’s now a running joke in my gym.[/quote]

dude thats EXCELLENT!! i need to practice my poker face to pull that one off

Oh Ive gone all out. I pulled the cover off a big tub of protein powder and made a fake label. I had a professionally looking graphic made and all. Had a picture of a pissed off badger and russian writing on it. On the ingredients label I put all kinds of crazy shit listed like 11,000 calories a serving and 450 gr of pure protein. Special ingredients was harvested material from the adrenal glands of aardvarks and live wild Yak stem cells.

I used make a shake at the gym and leave the tub out until someone stole it. Guys would pick it up and just read the crap out off it like it was porn or something. Im like “dude, black market badger milk is where its at”.

Hahaha wow! And here I thought that was a reference from the movie the animal

[quote]BUDs wrote:
Hahaha wow! And here I thought that was a reference from the movie the animal[/quote]

No BUDs your right thats originally where I got it from!

Haha that’s pretty good making the label and shit

[quote]BUDs wrote:
Haha that’s pretty good making the label and shit[/quote]

Now we’re all fucked cuz we’ll never think of something as good as that :frowning:

[quote]lbraga wrote:

[quote]BUDs wrote:
Haha that’s pretty good making the label and shit[/quote]

Now we’re all fucked cuz we’ll never think of something as good as that :([/quote]

I don’t think I could I’m not that clever

Im always fucking with people in the gym they just dont realize it. Ok you know there are always guys that watch what you do and then you catch them following your same workout later. Monkey see, Monkey do kind of thing. Im not knocking those guys really cause their just trying to learn and get better but every once in a while we will conjure up some ridiculous ass exercise that makes no sense and watch and see if the groupies start doing it.

For example about 2 weeks ago I was sitting at the Hammer seated/standing shrug machine talking with the gym owner and I noticed that if I spread my legs out, my knees would fit under the top grips. So next time I had leg day I sat at the Shrug station and banged out 3 sets of calf raises seated with my knees under the handles. Sure enough the next day walked in the gym and saw two guys doing seated calf raises on the seated shrug machine! Whats funnier is that our shrug station is right next to a hammer seated calf raise!