T Nation

ProfX; Oh, Brother...Where ART Thou???

Damn, Prof…

You leave for a week or two…and just like ants after a picnic, all the “Look-at-me/I-Wanna-Look-Like-Brad-Pitt-Ed-Norton/ Pale/ Anorexic/I-Wanna-Cut-at-130lbs/Abercombrie and Fitch” types come out of the damn WOODWORK !!!

“T-Nation”?

Let’s try “RateMyPaleAssSkinnyBody.com

And I won’t even BEGIN to tell you how out-of-control the POLITICAL Forum is!!!

[center]OH BROTHER! Where ART Thou???[/center]

Need to come back and kick much anorexic ass, my Friend!!!

LOL!

Mufasa

You’ve awakened a sleeping giant…

Giant?

Nay. Tapeworm.

He probably died when he read the Al Shades thread.

I noticed his triumphant return on a couple of those threads.

Any explanation as to your whereabouts Prof X?

If I remember correctly is ProfX involved in the military special forces? Or atleast some branch of the military? If that’s the case it would provide an adequate answer.

I’m sure he was recovering from the stroke he had over the Al Shades thread…

[quote]StevenF wrote:
He probably died when he read the Al Shades thread. [/quote]

I was hoping he would post something on there, but at this point, what else is there left to say to someone as delusional as Slim Shady there?

Kuz

[quote]Proteinpowda wrote:
If I remember correctly is ProfX involved in the military special forces? Or atleast some branch of the military? If that’s the case it would provide an adequate answer. [/quote]

Wow, there may be more to you than a dog and picture fetish after all. Yes, me and the Superfriends had to go save the world…again. Lex Luthor can be a bitch when he wants to be and that damn cheetah woman he rolls with can scratch like a muthafucka. After Superman rolled in to help, it made the job much easier and I was able to return to my simple life with the other X-men. Unfortunately, they had no internet connection in the Justice League Towers (go figure) so I was not able to log in.

Hey Brad Pitt was looking good in Troy. Granted he didn’t have a back or legs, but other than that he didn’t look totaly manorexic.

[quote]StevenF wrote:
He probably died when he read the Al Shades thread. [/quote]

lol!..I don’t think he knows yet.

[quote]analog_kid wrote:
Hey Brad Pitt was looking good in Troy. Granted he didn’t have a back or legs, but other than that he didn’t look totaly manorexic.[/quote]

Yes but he was gluteals “R” us…

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Wow, there may be more to you than a dog and picture fetish after all. Yes, me and the Superfriends had to go save the world…again. Lex Luthor can be a bitch when he wants to be and that damn cheetah woman he rolls with can scratch like a muthafucka. After Superman rolled in to help, it made the job much easier and I was able to return to my simple life with the other X-men. Unfortunately, they had no internet connection in the Justice League Towers (go figure) so I was not able to log in.
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No shit?! Were the Wonder Twins there? They’re the coolest!

[In cool announcer voice] Meanwhile, back at the Hall of Justice…

[quote]FCFighter wrote:
No shit?! Were the Wonder Twins there? They’re the coolest!

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They weren’t able to join us. The gay dude screamed out, “Form of… a vapor cloud!!” and it took three days for them to collect enough of him to put back together. Damned aliens.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
FCFighter wrote:
No shit?! Were the Wonder Twins there?

They weren’t able to join us. The gay dude screamed out, “Form of… a vapor cloud!!” and it took three days for them to collect enough of him to put back together. Damned aliens.[/quote]

The Wonder Twins would piss me off when I was a kid. The girl could turn into any animal and reall ykick ass if she wanted to, but she always had to babysit her freakin’ brother when he transformed. All he could do was turn into a from of water. What the hell good is that. How many bad guys can you stop when you’re a puddle?