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Prof X, How Much Can You Bench?

So I always hear you telling these little weaklings how all your big muscles are really strong and not just big unfunctional blobs of flesh dripping from your once long ago scrawny skeleton.

So, if I put you on an incline bench TODAY, regardelss of any trivial excuses you might want to come up with for not going heavy, like “I just did chest yesterday” or “I still have lotion on my hand and my grip will slip” or “I got into a car accident”, How much could you incline bench today.

See all these fools think you are unfunctional, but we’ll show em just how strong you are.

V

He can bench a lot.

Lying on ones back does not equate to functional!

Ahh only kidding, continue…

[quote]Vegita wrote:
So, if I put you on an incline bench TODAY, regardelss of any trivial excuses you might want to come up with for not going heavy, like “I got into a car accident” How much could you incline bench today.
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I was going to point to the car accident thread… but you’ve obviously seen it already lol

LOL

why incline, veggie?

[quote]aeyogi wrote:
why incline, veggie?[/quote]

[quote]Professor X wrote:
The cuts on my arm are pretty much healed but ANY shoulder movement in the incline plane causes severe pain and my legs hurt just to walk so I am afraid to even try training them right now. [/quote]

[quote]worzel wrote:
Lying on ones back does not equate to functional!

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Speak for yourself.

bow chicka wow wow

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]worzel wrote:
Lying on ones back does not equate to functional!

[/quote]

Speak for yourself.

bow chicka wow wow[/quote]

Du Dun Chshhhh!

V

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]worzel wrote:
Lying on ones back does not equate to functional!

[/quote]

Speak for yourself.

bow chicka wow wow[/quote]

LOL’ I didnt see that one coming, how unfunctional of me!

[quote]worzel wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]worzel wrote:
Lying on ones back does not equate to functional!

[/quote]

Speak for yourself.

bow chicka wow wow[/quote]

I didnt see that one coming[/quote]
That’s what she said.

This is pretty brutal.

[quote]Rational Gaze wrote:
This is pretty brutal.[/quote]

Well Mr. high expectations what did you expect?

Maybe some high brow humour mixed in with a lot of T-fueled posturing about bench numbers then for PX to come in here screaming and roaring about 15 inch biceps and crayons!

Mmm on second thoughts…

[quote]worzel wrote:
15 inch biceps and crayons!
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I can draw with a crayon bigger biceps than your 15 inch pea shooters!

He can bench the whole bench.

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]worzel wrote:
15 inch biceps and crayons!
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I can draw with a crayon bigger biceps than your 15 inch pea shooters! [/quote]

Is that even statistically possible? :wink:

my bet is 2 plates or fewer.

3 bison, 6 pigs, and 13.765893425 chickens

[quote]thefederalist wrote:
my bet is 2 plates or fewer.[/quote]

Is that per side or total? Also what size plates? Dinner? Snack? Paper?

V

He benches 7 guys benching.