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Product Ideas

Ok, i just had an idea for a new product. Its a pretty simple product too, and could work wonders.

Its a bottle that says “Weight Loss” on the front. maybe spice it up a bit with colors and gimicks and what not. Then, inside this pill bottle is 90 little slivers of paper with weight loss tips on them…like “Get off your ass!” and my personal favorite “Eat Less!”.

Could be available in varrying degrees of offensiveness. eg. “Eat Less FATTY!”

Directions: Read one slip of paper twice a day. Do not to exced 3 slips of paper in one 24 hour period as it could be fatal for your confidence.

Whats that old saying? If you make it, people will buy it? Thinking a measly $20 a bottle? Aggie special, 2 for $40.

Comments? Any one else got ideas for a new product?

2 for $40 isn’t a good deal, it’s just the cost of 2. 2 for 35 would be a deal.

I wonder how many people who jump in on this thread would hit the roof if someone suggested a Weight Gainer with papers that said “Go eat you emaciated fag.” on it.

[quote]IL Cazzo wrote:
2 for $40 isn’t a good deal, it’s just the cost of 2. 2 for 35 would be a deal.

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Are you familiar with the term Aggie?

[quote]doogie wrote:
IL Cazzo wrote:
2 for $40 isn’t a good deal, it’s just the cost of 2. 2 for 35 would be a deal.

Are you familiar with the term Aggie?
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LOL

But could you stack it with Maximum Strength HOT-ROX?

We’d have to get Cy in here on this one.

[quote]doogie wrote:
IL Cazzo wrote:
2 for $40 isn’t a good deal, it’s just the cost of 2. 2 for 35 would be a deal.

Are you familiar with the term Aggie?
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Thankfully, no.

[quote]IL Cazzo wrote:
2 for $40 isn’t a good deal, it’s just the cost of 2. 2 for 35 would be a deal.
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see, we aggies dont deserve that reputation!

[quote]IL Cazzo wrote:

Are you familiar with the term Aggie?

Thankfully, no.
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It’s the Texas equivilant of the polack(sp) for yankees.

Watch it Rainjack. Class of '95 here and anyone from Oklahoma West (or Kansas South, take your pick) can’t say much about Aggies.

As for the weightloss product, I’ve got you a guy in Austin who wants to buy in, owns a health food store. I told him the product is all organic, 100% natural, so use recycled paper and soy ink, he’ll pay $40 a bottle. Use a heavy bond paaper and we’ll say it has extra fiber, charge $45.

JB lives in austin…surely it isnt him! hehehe.

JB picked the wrong school if ya ask me. shoulda gone to A&M. then i could pick his brain during his office hours. haha.