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Probing Necessary?

If you get a test for Prostate-Specific Antigen (PSA)… and it comes back negative, should you still be required to do the hideous oral check?

That would be anal, not oral. Long reach through the mouth.

Yes, you still need the digital prostate exam; PSA tests for specific conditions and is not always indicative of problems. It’s one test in the arsenal.

Typically, digital exams start at 40, so I wouldn’t worry about it if you haven’t passed that milestone.

[quote]leonidas33 wrote:
If you get a test for Prostate-Specific Antigen (PSA)… and it comes back negative, should you still be required to do the hideous oral check? [/quote]

No wonder it tasted so bad…

There is absolutely no reason to let any doctor put a finger in your butt, just because you have a high PSA! That walnut sized home of pleasure and masculinity is yours, and no one should ever touch it. So what if it swells and rots.

The base of your penis will loose it’s footings, and anything that resembles
masculinity’ will just hang there, some days more limp than on other days. Eventually when you can’t hold your pee, you can to go to a farm store and get some dairy hose to tape your pecker into, and tape a baggie to the end taped to your ankle. Who will know? And you will always be able to say “Well I don’t believe in…”

[quote]sdspeedracer wrote:
That would be anal, not oral. Long reach through the mouth.
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LOL, but I was thinking maybe his doctor uses his tongue instead of his finger - digital vs. oral?

I know of a guy who had prostate cancer and now can’t get an erection. NO SEX EVER AGAIN.

I think I can put up with the occasional test.

[quote]sdspeedracer wrote:

Yes, you still need the digital prostate exam; PSA tests for specific conditions and is not always indicative of problems. It’s one test in the arsenal.

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A little ass probing is nothing compared to what we women have to go through for breast cancer screening. You don’t have to put your balls in a mammography machine and have them squeezed flat while you have to stand still and hold your breath and try to stifle the screams of pain.

Stop complaining.

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
sdspeedracer wrote:

Yes, you still need the digital prostate exam; PSA tests for specific conditions and is not always indicative of problems. It’s one test in the arsenal.

A little ass probing is nothing compared to what we women have to go through for breast cancer screening. You don’t have to put your balls in a mammography machine and have them squeezed flat while you have to stand still and hold your breath and try to stifle the screams of pain.

Stop complaining.

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Seriously. And don’t forget regular pap smears.

We’ve got it easy.

And I can’t believe no one made light of my ‘one in the arsenal’ pun. Disappointing.

[quote]Midwest_Man wrote:
sdspeedracer wrote:
That would be anal, not oral. Long reach through the mouth.

LOL, but I was thinking maybe his doctor uses his tongue instead of his finger - digital vs. oral?[/quote]

You never go ass to mouth Randle…

movie quote who got it?

Solid

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