but... as there was no real injury involved, I figured you guys might want to share in the laugh.
Warning, re-racking weights can be dangerous.
So I'm doing starting strength... got through my squats, my presses, and deadlifts (read: pretty fucking tired).
As I was re-racking (thankfully the rubber coated) plates on a short tree, I managed to pinch my pants bulge between a pair of 45's. Again, thankfully they were rubber, and thankfully it was...
just the tip and not my shaft or jewels... I obviously caught the mistake (and the plates) pretty quickly, but it still smarted quite a bit... no bruising, and quick visit to my favorite porn site confirmed everything is working properly... but still, had me sqwaking pretty loud. Thankfully no one was near enough to witness.
Anyone else done this, or am I the dumbest lifter in history (nearly nominating myself for a living Darwin award)?