I have decided that I would rather slam my dick with a hammer then watch this debate between the two worst people in America.
Fuck it, I'll hit the balls too, before I watch this nightmare unfold. The thought that one of these two will be the president of the United States of America makes me want to hurl.
Assassination, heart attack, impeachment, are all acceptable to me.
There is no way I will wake up on election day happy. One will be meh, the other will be ....