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Praying for Pookie


#1

We can't let Prof X have ALL the fun! If you are a T-Nation Christian and wish to join me in prayers for the immortal soul of Pookie, then answer this thread.

And please, no jokes about 'praying for poontang' instead!

:slightly_smiling:
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#2

And in all seriousness I ask, who is Pookie?


#3

I slaughtered two chickens, smeared my bare chest in the blood, and spun around three times while chanting, "Pookie!Pookie!"

Hope that helps.


#4

Pookie is a devout atheist who roams about in the Politics threads and has
a devotion to bashing Christians. He does this with his ribald wit and perspicacity.


#5

Psh, thats nothing... Barney fife

Wore nothing OD'ed on yohimbe, put on a kilt, smeared his body in deers blood and ran around in traffic busting peoples car windows with a sledgehammer.


#6

Sounds like a good first date...wait, wrong forum...

"In all seriousness", to quote margarer cho, let me pray a blessing on pookie that the Lord above will rain a plentitude of bricks, hailstones and the occasional Steinway upright down upon him from the heavens.


#7

I suspect, that if there is a heaven, that Pookie is more likely to end up there than the holier than thou idolatrists we have around these parts.

Be well saint Pookie.


#8

aahhhhmmaannnnnaaaaa, followed by gregorian chanting........still more chanting.........now some deep dark organ music.....and still more chanting.more incense please, i can still breath.


#9

is there really a purpose to this besides antagonizing him more?


#10

I agree. Your prayers are your business, between you and God.


#11

I think I'm gonna call a Tube Steak Boogie here. My first one!


#12

Why? Do you want Pookie to suffer? Also, wasn't the call for Christians to pray for him? Are you guys Christians?

C'mon, gents, where are the prayers?


#13

Yes, I am, but see the statement above.

Also, it didn't sound too serious from the original tone. Maybe my bad.


#14

Because this isn't the place or the best way to go about it in my opinion. Personally I find the thread offensive, and I am not pookie. While your intentions are most likely good, it sends a negative message.

As a side note why single out one member of the atheist in T-Nation?

Shoot why not throw in the whole board? include me while we are at it since I openly admit I would be considered a heretic by almost every denomination in one way or another.

please don't be offended by this, but I think this thread is up there with the prof. x, and the zeb threads. boarderline tasteless.


#15

I think your opinion of suffering differs alot from pookie's. And no, I am not a christian, but you guys aren't atheists and that didn't stop you from posting on our thread now did it?


#16

I think I disagree a little bit, the Prof X threads have something the other threads lack.

It is hard to put a finger on it, but I think it is there..


#17

I pray you shut the fuck up and stop wasting valuable bandwidth on immensely unfunny shit.


#18

I agree.


#19

Damn.


#20

Here I try to organise a little thoughtful prayer for our ardent atheist Pookie, and I'm getting flamed! Man, try to do someone a favor!

Sure, it was lighthearted but who says prayer has to be all dour? Didn't the Protestants have a thing called the Reformation because of stuff like that (among many other things)?

You try to be NICE and some people...