Aight, well, me and a whole shitload of my friends are going to the beach for senior week june 8th to the 15th. Now, there is this kid that me and my lifting partner chris know and he is an arrogant cocky bastard so we are gonna totally fuck with his head the whole week…
Prank 1 - Before we leave we will put hundreds apon hundreds of plastic forks knives and spoons stabbed into is entire lawn. (we will go late at night around 1am.)
Praink 2 - Before he goes to sleep, we will spread powdered milk all over the inside of his sheets, when he starts naturally sweating during the night he and his girlfriend will be covered in milk. Of course then in about an hour or so it will become so unbelievably stale it will be the nastiest smelling shit EVER.
Prank 3 - Place a whole shitload of popcorn kernles in his exhaust valve under the hood.
Prank 4 - Place hollowed out cut in half watermellons under his front tires (car is front wheel drive).
Prank 5 - Empty his cologne bottle leaving the SPRAYER filled with cologne but the rest filled with pepper spray.
Prank 6 - Nut in his shampoo Bottle
Prank 7 - While he is asleep, place disturbed objects all over his bed with his gf (dildos, pornos, videos, bongs, alcoholic containers, a plastic bag filled with flour with a masking tape lable that cleverly says “crack”) and then take pictures and send them to his parents.
Prank 8 - Put Clear seran wrap over the toilet seat. When he tries to take a shit…it will not go according to plan.
Prank 9 - Remove the water intake hose from the toilet and place it so it is barely sticking out of the top of the toilet, when he flushes he will get shot in the face with toilet water.
Prank 10 - Superglue quarters over his keyholes to get into his car. (we might not do this one because it might cause permanent damage. We don’t want to destroy anything, we just want to fuck with his head.)
OK, I think that is it for all of what we are going to do to him. Some of you will think this is funny while others will step on their high horse and call me a jerk but you don’t understand how much of a dumbass this guy is. Any SUGGESTIONS?