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Powerful Image 09/02/05

[quote]NNNNate! wrote:
Why would you want the breast to waist ratio to be 1:1?[/quote]

has anyone answered the man? for girls like this that apparently don’t lift, it should be around 2:1, right? think 38DD with a 20" waist.

for women that lift it might even be bigger? this of course assuming a hyoogenormous rack. i dunno … just a thought.

Bastard

[quote]SWR-1222D wrote:
I have a lot of pics of her, …[/quote]

why?

why?*

why are you guys so obsessed with this girl? this kind of girl is way more common and attainable than the muscular/fitness types. to me that little ass roll says, “watch out, although cute now, real quick-like i will require a wide load sign.” i figure for every 100 of these girls, 1 of them will look better than this in 10 years, 1 of them will look the same, and the other 98 are that great big fat woman in front of you at the grocery store checkstand that you look at and say (to yourself) “gawd. that’s a great big fat woman.”

Bastard

please email to me all pics of Alyssa Milano, especially the autographed ones on which she wrote "oh Bastard Guy … I want you … again … call me back fcker!!! xoxoxoxo, Alyssa" thanks

[quote]Bastard Guy wrote:
jsbrook wrote:
How about bratio? Breast to waist ratio. That’s always good.

f*cker. leave the sniglets to me.

like this one: fbrook … f*cking jsbrook.

Bastard

(good one though)[/quote]

lol

[quote]Bastard Guy wrote:
why are you guys so obsessed with this girl? this kind of girl is way more common and attainable than the muscular/fitness types. to me that little ass roll says, “watch out, although cute now, real quick-like i will require a wide load sign.” i figure for every 100 of these girls, 1 of them will look better than this in 10 years, 1 of them will look the same, and the other 98 are that great big fat woman in front of you at the grocery store checkstand that you look at and say (to yourself) “gawd. that’s a great big fat woman.”[/quote]

It’s rare for Bastard to say something sensible and serious. This is one of those times.

I never imagined it would be when talking about ass rolls, though…

[quote]Bastard Guy wrote:

why are you guys so obsessed with this girl? this kind of girl is way more common and attainable than the muscular/fitness types. to me that little ass roll says, “watch out, although cute now, real quick-like i will require a wide load sign.” i figure for every 100 of these girls, 1 of them will look better than this in 10 years, 1 of them will look the same, and the other 98 are that great big fat woman in front of you at the grocery store checkstand that you look at and say (to yourself) “gawd. that’s a great big fat woman.”

Bastard
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I think you’re confusing ‘I’d hit that’ with ‘I’d marry that’.

[quote]Bastard Guy wrote:
SWR-1222D wrote:

That little roll in her right butt cheek is driving me crazy!

… to me that little ass roll says, “watch out, although cute now, real quick-like i will require a wide load sign.” i figure for every 100 of these girls, 1 of them will look better than this in 10 years, 1 of them will look the same, and the other 98 are that great big fat woman in front of you at the grocery store checkstand that you look at and say (to yourself) “gawd. that’s a great big fat woman.”[/quote]

I guess that is the reason they change the PI every few days…

[quote]Bastard Guy wrote:
why are you guys so obsessed with this girl? this kind of girl is way more common and attainable than the muscular/fitness types. to me that little ass roll says, “watch out, although cute now, real quick-like i will require a wide load sign.” i figure for every 100 of these girls, 1 of them will look better than this in 10 years, 1 of them will look the same, and the other 98 are that great big fat woman in front of you at the grocery store checkstand that you look at and say (to yourself) “gawd. that’s a great big fat woman.”

Bastard

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When I see them I usualy think “Hmmm? prety face, soft cheeks, a little heavy, but whats up with the cart load of phalic produce? You can’t get that big from eating cucumbers!”.

[quote]Orbitalboner wrote:
I think you’re confusing ‘I’d hit that’ with ‘I’d marry that’.[/quote]

I’m sure she has a nice personality, though.

Agreed. Why bother discussing how fat she’s going to be ten years from now? She’s hot now, so go get 'er tiger!

[quote]Orbitalboner wrote:
Bastard Guy wrote:

why are you guys so obsessed with this girl? this kind of girl is way more common and attainable than the muscular/fitness types. to me that little ass roll says, “watch out, although cute now, real quick-like i will require a wide load sign.” i figure for every 100 of these girls, 1 of them will look better than this in 10 years, 1 of them will look the same, and the other 98 are that great big fat woman in front of you at the grocery store checkstand that you look at and say (to yourself) “gawd. that’s a great big fat woman.”

Bastard

I think you’re confusing ‘I’d hit that’ with ‘I’d marry that’.[/quote]

That’ll do!

[quote]Bastard Guy wrote:
for girls like this that apparently don’t lift, it should be around 2:1, right? think 38DD with a 20" waist.

Bastard[/quote]

P.S. The guy who originally posted the 1:1 ratio replied saying he meant ass to breast.

[quote]Orbitalboner wrote:
Bastard Guy wrote:

why are you guys so obsessed with this girl? this kind of girl is way more common and attainable than the muscular/fitness types. to me that little ass roll says, “watch out, although cute now, real quick-like i will require a wide load sign.” i figure for every 100 of these girls, 1 of them will look better than this in 10 years, 1 of them will look the same, and the other 98 are that great big fat woman in front of you at the grocery store checkstand that you look at and say (to yourself) “gawd. that’s a great big fat woman.”

Bastard

I think you’re confusing ‘I’d hit that’ with ‘I’d marry that’.[/quote]

No shit. I’m not thinking what she may look like 3 days out never mind 10 years. All I know is when I look at that picture I have this overwhelming desire to bury my penis in her big beautiful ass.

[quote]randman wrote:
All I know is when I look at that picture I have this overwhelming desire to bury my penis in her big beautiful ass. [/quote]

I’m sometimes awed by the level of poetic prowess that can be achieved on T-Nation.

[quote]Zanroth wrote:
T-Mag Mod wrote:
Zanroth wrote:
This WOMAN does not apear to have any visible deltoids.
Overall: looks fragile and puny.
This I consider a big turn-off.

How about this one then?

Charlotte “Fifi” Poliquin

If you confuse that for a woman, I think it’s YOU who needs to get his act together. j/k

Sidenote: I happen to like muscular women. The powerfull image of 08.19.05 got very close to my personnal sense of taste.

Sidenote2: I have no idea to what my definite sexual orientation will be. I might turn out slightly bisexual. The facts that you instantly grasped for the word “gay”, and that you are so eager to defend your proclaimed “sense of taste” in a semi-offensive(attempted) manner can easily be deducted to the fact that you question your own sexual orientation.

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No need to get pissed off, bro. Nobody here hates you for being gay…

Potentially slightly bisexual.

Where per chance can one find a good source of porn that would contain chrissy moran videos. Don’t want to pay, but if it is a pay site I would like it to be for more than just her.

[quote]Orbitalboner wrote:
I think you’re confusing ‘I’d hit that’ with ‘I’d marry that’.

randman wrote:
No shit. I’m not thinking what she may look like 3 days out never mind 10 years. All I know is when I look at that picture I have this overwhelming desire to bury my penis in her big beautiful ass. [/quote]

well … ok … but a few things:

thing one: i do not think she is that hot. she simply does not stimulate me the way she is apparently making your oingo go boingo. (read that again while looking at RM’s avatar)

thing two: this girl aside … i must secretly be a lesbian trapped in a man’s body. i say that because i will not pursue [clinton voice] “sexual relations with that girl” without having a relationship. i gotta like the whole girl. a really sexy but dumb as a box of rocks girl will totally turn me off. having tried, i can not even do the ONS. back to this girl … yes, in a perfect world free of emotional attachment (think Wideguy), I would “hit that.” but in my miserable existence, she ain’t getting it done for me.

thing three: i hope one of you fags hits it and the condom fails and she’s a good christian so you get married and have the kid and in ten years you two are in front of me in the grcoery store. only then i won’t be saying it to myself.

ahhhh

Bastard

[quote]Gianacakos wrote:
Where per chance can one find a good source of porn that would contain chrissy moran videos. Don’t want to pay, but if it is a pay site I would like it to be for more than just her.[/quote]

Deanosumo pointed out PinkPornstars.com (which I’ve never been to until recently, thanks deanosumo), but they have some nice links there, all free.

You can also search yahoo’s videos for chrissy moran, just make sure you turn the filter off.

ohhmamma…ohhmamma…

[quote]Gianacakos wrote:
Where per chance can one find a good source of porn that would contain chrissy moran videos. Don’t want to pay, but if it is a pay site I would like it to be for more than just her.[/quote]

Luckily, there was a whole thread on this topic:

http://www.t-nation.com/readTopic.do?id=640394

[quote]Bastard Guy wrote:

thing two: this girl aside … i must secretly be a lesbian trapped in a man’s body. i say that because i will not pursue [clinton voice] “sexual relations with that girl” without having a relationship. i gotta like the whole girl. a really sexy but dumb as a box of rocks girl will totally turn me off. having tried, i can not even do the ONS. back to this girl … yes, in a perfect world free of emotional attachment (think Wideguy), I would “hit that.” but in my miserable existence, she ain’t getting it done for me.

ahhhh

Bastard[/quote]

What the? So are you saying you wouldn’t have sex with some chick unless you wanted to marry her? Shhhhhhit… PM me when you lose your virginity.