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Power Failure to Blind Date

I woke up this morning to a power failure. No computer, no television, no radio, no nothing. Yeah, a power failure… :wink:

Anyway, I figured hey, I’m looking like Grizzly Adams, why not get a haircut while my Internet umbilical is temporarily unavailable!

To make a long story short, I seem to be on the verge of a blind date. Oh, woe is me, forced to go out into the world by a power failure and next thing you know I may end up meeting someone.

What is the world coming to?

Make things as simple as possible, but no simpler.

Could you please connect the dots between the haircut and the blind date? Thanks!

And good luck.

My blind dates only wish they were blind! badum-dum-shhh!

Good for you Vroom and did you happen to at least get his name? Aw just kidding man, hope she’s a looker and it turns out well!

Good luck,

D

Connect the dots? What could I possibly have left out? :stuck_out_tongue:

[quote]Dedicated wrote:
hope she’s a looker and it turns out well!
D[/quote]

When I first read this I thought you wrote, “I hope she’s a hooker and it turns out well!”

Ha-ha. That works too.

[quote]vroom wrote:
Connect the dots? What could I possibly have left out? :p[/quote]

This poses the question, how could Vroom possibly have gotten a date without internet access?

Look out for those blind dates.

My fiance was a blind date.

Don’t talk about politics.

[quote]slimjim wrote:
vroom wrote:
Connect the dots? What could I possibly have left out? :stuck_out_tongue:

This poses the question, how could Vroom possibly have gotten a date without internet access?[/quote]

My guess is the hooker thing,

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
Don’t talk about politics. [/quote]

especially from your angry point of view…geesh.

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
slimjim wrote:
vroom wrote:
Connect the dots? What could I possibly have left out? :stuck_out_tongue:

This poses the question, how could Vroom possibly have gotten a date without internet access?

My guess is the hooker thing,[/quote]

He went to one of those topless hair salons for men.

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Look out for those blind dates.

My fiance was a blind date.

[/quote]

I’ve been married to a blind date for over 15 years.

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
Don’t talk about politics. [/quote]

Damn, that leaves “the gym” and “the internet” as possibilities… it might be a short date!

[quote]Rockscar wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
Don’t talk about politics.

especially from your angry point of view…geesh.[/quote]

We talkin about me?

I only date Democrats…republican girls are no fun.

And if we’re talking about Vroom, I just don’t know that they could handle his witty ten page diatribes on W… :wink:

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
I only date Democrats…republican girls are no fun.
[/quote]

You just haven’t gotten them drunk enough yet

Get some.

[quote]rainjack wrote:
SkyzykS wrote:
[i]Look out for those blind dates.

My fiance was a blind date.[/i]

I’ve been married to a blind date for over 15 years.
[/quote]

Hey, I remember you telling that story.

I wouldn’t mind randomly running into the right one, but for now I’ll be happy if it doesn’t turn into one of those uncomfortable situations.

You all know what I’m talking about… talking about it online is sure to help… :wink:

[quote]vroom wrote:
To make a long story short, I seem to be on the verge of a blind date[/quote]

I think it’s terrific that you’re willing to date the blind.

[quote]bigflamer wrote:
vroom wrote:
To make a long story short, I seem to be on the verge of a blind date

I think it’s terrific that you’re willing to date the blind.[/quote]

Does he have a real choice?

Don’t tell her your screen name for T-Nation.

You want to at least get a fighting chance with her.

(jk)

I think a true blind date should be conducted with blind folds or masks on so you really know if you like eachother before seeing eachoter first.

I also think all court cases should be conducted without being able to see or hear the accused to ensure a fair trial (hidden voice and in a booth so he/she can’t be seen), but that’s for another thread…