Nate: sure. All I’ll do is just Photoshop the hell out of it (and post it on the forum, of course). Now, the question remains: are you sure you want to send it to me?
Rummy: got a portfolio? I am accepting. 
No need to worry Nate. It won’t be Patricia.
Well, back in the day I was a pretty famous hand model, though an unfortunate situation involving a small rodent, two batteries, a forklift and a broom closet left me jobless.
I am trying to branch out into whore photography, though I think I might have to start in the lesser field of casual hooker or geisha illustrations.
Got to earn those bones first, right?
Doesn’t “Post Whore” sound like someone who used to be a whore? Somebody who carefully squirreled away their trick money in order to buy that little house in the 'burbs?
Pretty funny, CGB, but at least my posts are qual-, er…well…I do always offer sound trai-, I mean…oh hell, I’m just a post whore like you guys!
But didja notice how I just BUSTED, into the top 20? Huh? Didja?
No namby-pamby, wussified, little girly-boy tip-toeing into the Hallowed Hall for me! No siree!
Just like Chuck Yeager on October 14, 1947 in a Bell XS-1 when he became the first person to break the “sound barrier” -
KAAABOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!
YEAH, BABY!!!
collapses into corner, exhausted
Wow, I’m slacking off. Damn grad school taking up all my time…
I’ll be kicking post whores asses all over da place this weekend.
You have been warned.
Eric, having a fulfilling real life is no excuse not to post a lot. We must press on towards the goal.
Just so you all know : I don’t WANT to be a Post Whore. I just want to find one nice thread that I can settle down with, just one dammit!!!
Beating his chest in lamentation
Not to tell on anybody, but I heard a certain 2nd-ranked poster was cheating. Just a rumor.
damn the Labor Day Turks and Caicos retreat (for a week) killed me 
moved me down to 6th place.
In Health,
Silas C.
I’m jacking up the numbers.
Jared, I’m pulling for you to hit the number one spot and overpower Goldberg and Patricia!
You can do it!!!
Patricia, you can try and Photoshop my porn pics, but everyone will know you had to Photoshop it in order to repost on the forum. Besides, how are you going to make my wang disappear if it fills up the whole photo? HA!
Hey, Jared…blegh
Luv, the “she-bitch”
fitnoe,
We msut all take tmie off evry now an then. It helsp us foucs betr that way. Keep triyn.
[quote]I’ll be kicking post whores asses all over da place this weekend.
You have been warned.[/quote]
Wow. Do you really not have a life on the weekends? You’re going to spend all your time on the forum? That’s horrible!
Get outside and away from the computer Patricia! It’s going to suck your life away!!
Just remember…
I’m Kermit. You do the math Post Whores.
To continue the Kermit theme, this is my boy Smith. Smith, meet Patricia.