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Posing Routines

Does anybody else here find that the prejudging rounds are way more entertaining than the ‘free’ posing rounds?
The posing routines are getting more and more about bumping and grinding and less about holding poses.

I have to agree… to a degree.

Then again, I’m old-fashioned and don’t even like the compulsories of today compared to 20 years ago.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I have to agree… to a degree.

Then again, I’m old-fashioned and don’t even like the compulsories of today compared to 20 years ago. [/quote]

Y’all just mad y’all can’t dance

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I have to agree… to a degree.

Then again, I’m old-fashioned and don’t even like the compulsories of today compared to 20 years ago. [/quote]

Y’all just mad y’all can’t dance

[/quote]

Have you seen a dwarf dance?

Dude, it’s like magic. A part of you cries inside while the rest of you giggles.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I have to agree… to a degree.

Then again, I’m old-fashioned and don’t even like the compulsories of today compared to 20 years ago. [/quote]

Y’all just mad y’all can’t dance

[/quote]

Have you seen a dwarf dance?

Dude, it’s like magic. A part of you cries inside while the rest of you giggles.
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I’m a supernatural being. Of course I’ve seen those little bastards dance. They are repulsive. Pixies are the ones you wanna see shake it.

God, I hate myself sometimes.

lol

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
God, I hate myself sometimes.

lol[/quote]

Dwarf tears mmmmmmm

Gimmegimmegimme

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
God, I hate myself sometimes.

lol[/quote]

Dwarf tears mmmmmmm

Gimmegimmegimme[/quote]

EMPTY

I am hollow, I am empty
But I appear to contain plenty.
Listless and helpless on the inside
Yet my exterior displays false pride.

How did I arrive at this lowly conclusion?
If only my arrival contained the solution.
But I keep on searching, looking for substance
Like so many others who carry an abundance.

Maybe I’ve never experienced enough
Has life been too easy, yet for others… rough?
They all seem to wear it, out on their sleeves
But to me a clown looks insincere when he grieves.

So I try to express… show it in my art
But the world wants to analyze, break it apart.
So I’ll pick up the pieces, place them inside me gently
Because I am hollow… I am empty.

~Iron Dwarf

Oh yes Iron Dwarf is gonna kill himself

Awwwww yeaaaa

I AM THE IDOL OF THE SUICIDAL

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Oh yes Iron Dwarf is gonna kill himself

Awwwww yeaaaa

I AM THE IDOL OF THE SUICIDAL[/quote]

I would have thought my suicide would bring me into your realm.
Prepare for the onslaught of the dwarf!

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Oh yes Iron Dwarf is gonna kill himself

Awwwww yeaaaa

I AM THE IDOL OF THE SUICIDAL[/quote]

I would have thought my suicide would bring me into your realm.
Prepare for the onslaught of the dwarf![/quote]

People who kill themselves become my submissives in Hell

I get back and frontjobs from hitler and cobain almost daily

I just did my first show and the prejudging was more exciting than the night show.

Don’t get me wrong, I put a lot of thought into my night show routine and I enjoyed doing it, but definitely the prejudging was the more exciting part of the day.