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POOR, Tiger Woods!

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/./1/.1111947533027.Elin_Nordegren.JPG

Well…

Since my boy got MARRIED…he sure has been in a slump! He BARELY MADE THE CUT at the Players Championships…(poor Tiger…)

Think he may a little more than golf on his mind???

(Oh…by the way…that’s a “double pic” of Elin Nordegren a.k.a. “Mrs. Woods”)!

LOL!

Mufasa

You know, I don’t think I’d be bothered too much by not making the cut if thats what I had to go home to.

BTW Thats her TWIN sister, not a double pic.

Yeah winning two times in the first 3 months is a slump. Lets not forget him regaining the #1 spot again (Vijay is the current #1 though). I wish I was in that kind of a slump. I know you’re just being sarcastic but I Just had to set the record straight. :wink:

TWINS???!!!

No WONDER Tiger doesn’t have his mind on his game!!!

LOL!

Thanks, PGA! Yep…he’s still perhaps the top golfer in the world…but I have to tell 'ya…Miss Elin (AND a twin sister??? Damn…!) would be a distraction for ANY healthy male!

Mufasa

It’s been fun on these Forums and in the press to attribute Tiger’s “slump” to his hot new wife!

Yep…he’s still probably the Best in the World!

Mufasa

the one on the right is hotter.

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/./1/.1111971955485.elin_nordegren_1_336.jpg

Yeah, I can see how this could be a distraction…

[quote]vizunaldth wrote:
the one on the right is hotter.[/quote]

I agree. (No joke)

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/./1/.1111974874783.Josefine_&_Elin_Nordegren_001.jpg

Here is another pic of the twinz! Elin’s sister’s name is Josefine, the spelling is fitting if you ask me…

No, the spelling isn’t good. Because when I see Josefine. I think “Jose-Fine.”

And when I think “Jose-” I think of some fat Puerto Rican dude. Not the kind of images I want to be conjuring when I’m whacking off to Tiger’s wife and her sister.

Don’t forget he has like a billion dollars as well, and won all the majors. How could he get motivated?

Ummmm…

My Boy Tiger finished the Players Championship, like 53rd or something (hey…it was an $18,000.00 dollar payday…!)

OH, Well!!! HOME TO THE TWINS!!!

LOL!!!

Mufasa

But he probably made 20 times that much in appearance fees.

Life is hard. The poor guy…

Players dont get appearance fees for PGA Tour sanctioned events. When Tiger plays overseas he nets a cool $2 million though!