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Pool Puker

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:

[quote]Magicpunch wrote:
Fucking awful. Absolutely, fucking, awful.

So there I was, trying to get some rehabilitation done in my shot knees and ankles, and am thrashing around the swimming pool merrily.

I decided to dive to the bottom of the 13 ft pool and re-surface.

But what’s this? As I’m on my way up to re-surface, I saw a murky cloud spreading in all directions above me.

I didn’t have enough breath left in me to avoid it, so I was forced to resurface right through it.

What was this cloud, I wondered?

The stupid fucking dosy bat had puked/chundered all over the fucking place whilst she was treading water.

I picked out some pine-apple from my hair. And there was tomato stuck to my whole body. I think it was a Hawaiian pizza.

Yes, I just swam through some tranny’s puke.

Life-guards found it hilarious. I didn’t.

Pool stories anyone?
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Its possible there were worse things in the woman’s puke than digested food. Espetially if it was a tranny.[/quote]

yup. cum residue.

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:

[quote]Magicpunch wrote:
Fucking awful. Absolutely, fucking, awful.

So there I was, trying to get some rehabilitation done in my shot knees and ankles, and am thrashing around the swimming pool merrily.

I decided to dive to the bottom of the 13 ft pool and re-surface.

But what’s this? As I’m on my way up to re-surface, I saw a murky cloud spreading in all directions above me.

I didn’t have enough breath left in me to avoid it, so I was forced to resurface right through it.

What was this cloud, I wondered?

The stupid fucking dosy bat had puked/chundered all over the fucking place whilst she was treading water.

I picked out some pine-apple from my hair. And there was tomato stuck to my whole body. I think it was a Hawaiian pizza.

Yes, I just swam through some tranny’s puke.

Life-guards found it hilarious. I didn’t.

Pool stories anyone?
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Its possible there were worse things in the woman’s puke than digested food. Espetially if it was a tranny.[/quote]

Fuck off. I hadn’t even thought of that. Thanks mate. I’m off for another shower.

[quote]Monkeywrench wrote:

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
also this needs a POOL STORY BRO[/quote]
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LOL. Nice.

You didn’t answer why you were swimming with trannies. Nttawwt.

DB

I feel soooooo,soooooo sorry for you right now.

in the wise words of the Gravediggaz, Suicide nigga suicide.

[quote]thefederalist wrote:

[quote]ladieslove wrote:
awwwwwwwwwww no. gross. [/quote]

HAWT AVATAR! sorry, kheaslim. had to let her know. [/quote]

thanks man

[quote]ladieslove wrote:

[quote]thefederalist wrote:

[quote]ladieslove wrote:
awwwwwwwwwww no. gross. [/quote]

HAWT AVATAR! sorry, kheaslim. had to let her know. [/quote]

thanks man[/quote]

Who is that?!

[quote]Magicpunch wrote:

[quote]ladieslove wrote:

[quote]thefederalist wrote:

[quote]ladieslove wrote:
awwwwwwwwwww no. gross. [/quote]

HAWT AVATAR! sorry, kheaslim. had to let her know. [/quote]

thanks man[/quote]

Who is that?![/quote]

Do you mean the chick in her avatar? That would be her. And she looks fantastic!

[quote]Magicpunch wrote:

[quote]ladieslove wrote:

[quote]thefederalist wrote:

[quote]ladieslove wrote:
awwwwwwwwwww no. gross. [/quote]

HAWT AVATAR! sorry, kheaslim. had to let her know. [/quote]

thanks man[/quote]

Who is that?![/quote]

some super awesome model who’s rich and famous and certainly doesn’t live in a small one bedroom apartment and sit in a cubicle for a living…

[quote]ladieslove wrote:

[quote]Magicpunch wrote:

[quote]ladieslove wrote:

[quote]thefederalist wrote:

[quote]ladieslove wrote:
awwwwwwwwwww no. gross. [/quote]

HAWT AVATAR! sorry, kheaslim. had to let her know. [/quote]

thanks man[/quote]

Who is that?![/quote]

some super awesome model who’s rich and famous and certainly doesn’t live in a small one bedroom apartment and sit in a cubicle for a living…[/quote]

I gave you a compliment without even knowing. Those are the best ones.

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
You didn’t answer why you were swimming with trannies. Nttawwt.

DB[/quote]

[quote]Magicpunch wrote:

[quote]ladieslove wrote:

[quote]Magicpunch wrote:

[quote]ladieslove wrote:

[quote]thefederalist wrote:

[quote]ladieslove wrote:
awwwwwwwwwww no. gross. [/quote]

HAWT AVATAR! sorry, kheaslim. had to let her know. [/quote]

thanks man[/quote]

Who is that?![/quote]

some super awesome model who’s rich and famous and certainly doesn’t live in a small one bedroom apartment and sit in a cubicle for a living…[/quote]

I gave you a compliment without even knowing. Those are the best ones. [/quote]

hahahaha agreed

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
You didn’t answer why you were swimming with trannies. Nttawwt.

DB[/quote]
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I’m so at 1/2 chub right now

[quote]ladieslove wrote:

[quote]Magicpunch wrote:

[quote]ladieslove wrote:

[quote]Magicpunch wrote:

[quote]ladieslove wrote:

[quote]thefederalist wrote:

[quote]ladieslove wrote:
awwwwwwwwwww no. gross. [/quote]

HAWT AVATAR! sorry, kheaslim. had to let her know. [/quote]

thanks man[/quote]

Who is that?![/quote]

some super awesome model who’s rich and famous and certainly doesn’t live in a small one bedroom apartment and sit in a cubicle for a living…[/quote]

I gave you a compliment without even knowing. Those are the best ones. [/quote]

hahahaha agreed [/quote]

tricep is lookin thick and sexy!! yeah other stuff I guess too…

hahaha my triceps are the sexiest thing about me… sigh