Fucking awful. Absolutely, fucking, awful.
So there I was, trying to get some rehabilitation done in my shot knees and ankles, and am thrashing around the swimming pool merrily.
I decided to dive to the bottom of the 13 ft pool and re-surface.
But what’s this? As I’m on my way up to re-surface, I saw a murky cloud spreading in all directions above me.
I didn’t have enough breath left in me to avoid it, so I was forced to resurface right through it.
What was this cloud, I wondered?
The stupid fucking dosy bat had puked/chundered all over the fucking place whilst she was treading water.
I picked out some pine-apple from my hair. And there was tomato stuck to my whole body. I think it was a Hawaiian pizza.
Yes, I just swam through some tranny’s puke.
Life-guards found it hilarious. I didn’t.
Pool stories anyone?