A little girl is waiting in line to see Santa, she sit’s on his lap and is so excited.
“Hohoho what do you want for Christmaslittle girl?”
“A Barbie and a GI Joe”
“Hohoho Ken comes with Barbie little girl”
“No” says the little girl "Barbie fakes it with Ken she cums with GI Joe
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free.
Paul McCartney was asked if he went down on one knee when he proposed?
“No I didn’t, and I’d prefer it if you called her Heather.”
A priest, a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar…
…and that was just the first guy.
Have you had ethiopian food?
No? Neither have they…
Whats the best thing about having sex with kids?
Your dick looks huge in the pictures
Whats the worst thing about having sex with kids?
Getting blood out of the clown suit.
Why didn’t Superman save the Twin Towers?
…he’s in a wheelchair, you asshole.
Did you hear what happened when Hellen Keller fell down a well?
She screamed till her fingers went numb.
Whats the best part of swinging a baby around on a noose?
Stopping it with a shovel
Did I mention what I gave that deaf, dumb, and blind boy for Christmas?
AIDS
An irishman walks out of a bar…
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I can have any woman in this place!”
The Bartender says back, “You must be a millionaire?,” the man replies “no”
The Bartender says “well then you must be a famous athlete?,” again the man say “no”
Then the Bartender asks “Well if you not rich or famous, then how can you have any woman in this place?”
The guy replies, “Well you see I’m a rapist”
"MAN’S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar
on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and hunting.
This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit. "
I love this poem.
D
How do you know your sister has got her period?
Your dad’s dick tastes funny.
Q. What’s pink, shrivelled and makes women upset?
A. Cot death
Q. What is blue and doesn’t fit?
A. A dead epileptic.
Q. What’s red and sits in the corner?
A. A baby chewing on a razor blade.
Q. What’s small, brown and spits?
A. A baby in a frying pan.
Q. What’s the difference between a truck load of sand and a truck load of dead babies?
A. You can’t unload the sand with a pitch fork.
Q. What’s the difference between a 67’ Chevy and a pile of dead babies?
A. I don’t have a 67’ Chevy in my garage.
Q. What’s more fun that nailing a baby to the wall?
A. Ripping it off again.
Q. How do you make a three year old cry twice?
A. Wipe your bloody cock on its favourite teddy.
Q.How many dead babies does it take to paint your house?
A.Depends on how hard you throw them.
Q.What’s the difference between an infant and a trampoline?
A.I take my boots off when I jump on a trampoline.
Q.What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?
A.I don’t know I was too busy jacking off.
Q.What’s the worst thing about eating bald pussy?
A.Putting the diaper back on.
Q.What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby’s jaw?
A.Deep Throat.
Q.What do you get when yoo hit a baby in the head with a hammer?
A.An erection!
A man comes home to find his girlfriend packing her bags. he asks her where she’s going and she sobs, “I’m leaving you!”
“Why?!” he asks. “Haven’t I been good to you? Taken care of you? Given you everything you wanted?”
She replies, “Well, yes… but… all my friends say you’re a PEDOPHILE!”
The man smiles gently and tells her, “Ok, slow down there honey. First of all, that’s an awful big word for an 11-year-old to be using…”
A man goes into a drugstore and says to the druggist, “I need some birth control for my eleven-year-old daughter.”
“Is your little girl sexually active?” asks the druggist.
“Nah, she just lays there like her mother.”
Q.What’s blue and fucks old people?
A.Hypothermia.
Can’t you just tell I’ve been waiting for a thread like this to come along… 
whats the best part about raping a deaf kid?
Snapping their wrists so they can’t tell anyone
You’re going straight to hell, Renton! Lol, so many baby jokes?
[quote]Makavali wrote:
You’re going straight to hell, Renton! Lol, so many baby jokes?[/quote]
Ahhh I can feel those little tiny pitchforks in my ass even now…
So, why do babies have soft spots in their heads?
So in the event of a fire they can be carried out ten at a time.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
[quote]Renton wrote:
Makavali wrote:
You’re going straight to hell, Renton! Lol, so many baby jokes?
Ahhh I can feel those little tiny pitchforks in my ass even now…
So, why do babies have soft spots in their heads?
So in the event of a fire they can be carried out ten at a time.[/quote]
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard your throw them.
these are all so wrong but so hella funny.