T Nation

Please Help This Bodybuilding Noob

[quote]actionboy wrote:
soooo your skinny without abs? not good.[/quote]

agree

[quote]actionboy wrote:

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:

[quote]actionboy wrote:
Dixie you are good at internet. you’ve got the meme connection.[/quote]

School can get boring at times.[/quote]

i hear that. hence the constant T-Nationing. its reading week and im still writing fuckin papers.[/quote]

I hear that, again. Law school is wearin me out.

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:

[quote]actionboy wrote:

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:

[quote]actionboy wrote:
Dixie you are good at internet. you’ve got the meme connection.[/quote]

School can get boring at times.[/quote]

i hear that. hence the constant T-Nationing. its reading week and im still writing fuckin papers.[/quote]

I hear that, again. Law school is wearin me out.[/quote]

haha law school totally trumps grad school. good luck with that big dawg.

jskrabac, who is the girl in your avatar!?

shay laren

[quote]actionboy wrote:

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:

[quote]actionboy wrote:

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:

[quote]actionboy wrote:
Dixie you are good at internet. you’ve got the meme connection.[/quote]

School can get boring at times.[/quote]

i hear that. hence the constant T-Nationing. its reading week and im still writing fuckin papers.[/quote]

I hear that, again. Law school is wearin me out.[/quote]

haha law school totally trumps grad school. good luck with that big dawg.
[/quote]

Thanks brother. What are you doin grad school for?

…oh yeah!

[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:
I thought you “find it easy to burn fat and put muscle”

Even though you “lost both of my testicles and cannot supply my body with enough testosterone”

To quote Ben from Night of the Living Dead, “It would be nice of you get your story straight, man.”

Now I’m done, until you post a recent pic as a first step, at which time I’ll invest more attention to your situation.[/quote]

2011: Year of the dipshit

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:

[quote]actionboy wrote:

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:

[quote]actionboy wrote:

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:

[quote]actionboy wrote:
Dixie you are good at internet. you’ve got the meme connection.[/quote]

School can get boring at times.[/quote]

i hear that. hence the constant T-Nationing. its reading week and im still writing fuckin papers.[/quote]

I hear that, again. Law school is wearin me out.[/quote]

haha law school totally trumps grad school. good luck with that big dawg.
[/quote]

Thanks brother. What are you doin grad school for?[/quote]

mostly because it was paid for :stuck_out_tongue: but im sure thats not what you meant.
im doing a combined masters in program and policy evaluation and criminal justice. actually, heading up to florida state university next week to check them out. i read their criminal justice PH.d program was named best in the states.

where are you studying?

[quote]actionboy wrote:
soooo your skinny without abs? not good.[/quote]
I was thinking the same thing. Of course he chooses a picture of brad pitt to reference.

I’m going to post a picture of arnold and say “I look like this… just not as lean and much smaller” lol

[quote]Cprimero wrote:
2011: Year of the dipshit[/quote]

2011ers are making 2009ers look incredible and its only February.

[quote]actionboy wrote:

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:

[quote]actionboy wrote:

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:

[quote]actionboy wrote:

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:

[quote]actionboy wrote:
Dixie you are good at internet. you’ve got the meme connection.[/quote]

School can get boring at times.[/quote]

i hear that. hence the constant T-Nationing. its reading week and im still writing fuckin papers.[/quote]

I hear that, again. Law school is wearin me out.[/quote]

haha law school totally trumps grad school. good luck with that big dawg.
[/quote]

Thanks brother. What are you doin grad school for?[/quote]

mostly because it was paid for :stuck_out_tongue: but im sure thats not what you meant.
im doing a combined masters in program and policy evaluation and criminal justice. actually, heading up to florida state university next week to check them out. i read their criminal justice PH.d program was named best in the states.

where are you studying?
[/quote]

Mississippi College School of Law in Jackson Mississippi

thats awesome. you’ll make an intimidating lawyer.

/hijack

p.s. musta been a troll anyways.

[quote]actionboy wrote:
thats awesome. you’ll make an intimidating lawyer.

/hijack

p.s. musta been a troll anyways. [/quote]

Yeah, hes been trollin in most every thread.

[quote]Dude I Still Think is a Troll wrote:
now when i found out first that i find it easy to put on muscle and loose fat was i was just working on my calves and within one month i dveloped very big calves

and fat = i did a lot of sprinting without knowing anything and didnot eat almost any sugar and calories for a week and my facial fat shedded away so quickly (when i had testicles)[/quote]
You’re 17 years old.

So, when did you lose your low hanging fruit?

And how long were you training before it happened?

While we’re on the subect, exactly what happened to make the twins leave?

[quote]gregron wrote:
I was thinking the same thing. Of course he chooses a picture of brad pitt to reference.

I’m going to post a picture of arnold and say “I look like this… just not as lean and much smaller” lol[/quote]
Hey, hey, hey now, credit where it’s due. That’s not Brad Pitt. It’s “Rain”, the singer-turned-actor from the Ninja Assassin flick. (I only know this based on the image file’s name.)

Did you see that movie? It had some pretty awesome fight scenes, but I’m not sure if the dude did his own stunts or fight work. Either way, it’s a cool flick to watch if you’ve got a free night.

Ah, and I almost forgot, I think I look a bit like Lou Ferrigno, I just don’t weigh as much.

[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:
I was thinking the same thing. Of course he chooses a picture of brad pitt to reference.

I’m going to post a picture of arnold and say “I look like this… just not as lean and much smaller” lol[/quote]
Hey, hey, hey now, credit where it’s due. That’s not Brad Pitt. It’s “Rain”, the singer-turned-actor from the Ninja Assassin flick. (I only know this based on the image file’s name.)

Did you see that movie? It had some pretty awesome fight scenes, but I’m not sure if the dude did his own stunts or fight work. Either way, it’s a cool flick to watch if you’ve got a free night.

Ah, and I almost forgot, I think I look a bit like Lou Ferrigno, I just don’t weigh as much.[/quote]

oh it is? I saw Ninja Assasin and thought it was sweet.

[quote]gregron wrote:
oh it is? I saw Ninja Assasin and thought it was sweet. [/quote]
Yeah, no doubt.

The training when he was a kid was brutal. And that fight scene up on the roof in the rain, where he whipped out the manrikigusari. I was seriously impressed.

I just did a quick search and was able to find Rain’s before/after for the film. I think that’s pretty decent progress for a dude who’s apparently some kind of pop singer just getting into movies. But really, I think the cast of 300 still ranks at the top of movie physique makeovers.

Although, did you see Gamer or The Bounty Hunter? Gerard Butler really did rebound something wicked and put on some size, not all of it quality.

(Okay, apparently I’m not cut out for prolonged hijacks. I’m starting to feel a little bad. I’m off to go back to helping legit beginners.)

[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:
oh it is? I saw Ninja Assasin and thought it was sweet. [/quote]
Yeah, no doubt.

The training when he was a kid was brutal. And that fight scene up on the roof in the rain, where he whipped out the manrikigusari. I was seriously impressed.

I just did a quick search and was able to find Rain’s before/after for the film. I think that’s pretty decent progress for a dude who’s apparently some kind of pop singer just getting into movies. But really, I think the cast of 300 still ranks at the top of movie physique makeovers.

Although, did you see Gamer or The Bounty Hunter? Gerard Butler really did rebound something wicked and put on some size, not all of it quality.

(Okay, apparently I’m not cut out for prolonged hijacks. I’m starting to feel a little bad. I’m off to go back to helping legit beginners.)[/quote]

Butler looked badass in Gamer, never saw bounty hunter.

[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:

[quote]Dude I Still Think is a Troll wrote:
now when i found out first that i find it easy to put on muscle and loose fat was i was just working on my calves and within one month i dveloped very big calves

and fat = i did a lot of sprinting without knowing anything and didnot eat almost any sugar and calories for a week and my facial fat shedded away so quickly (when i had testicles)[/quote]

You’re 17 years old.

So, when did you lose your low hanging fruit?

And how long were you training before it happened?

While we’re on the subect, exactly what happened to make the twins leave?

i lost them when i just turned 17, i lost my beloved brothers in an accident from a bycicle(i cannot explain it in words) but ill try

i was paddling while not on the seat on the grass and something got under my wheel so my bycycle got a shock then my right feet on the peddle slipped then i fell on the chain of the bycycle after the chain was knicked off that spikes and there you go they penetrated my testicles and damaged my vas defernes and cresmasterric muscle(it hurted like bull), i would have called 999 but i didnot had my mobile with me and i slowly crowled for 40 mins to the nearest phonebooth(the park was huge and empty) then people saw me comming out and i asked for help then one of them called 999 then i was rushed to the hospital (total time - 1 hour) and rushed into the emergency in ER then they put me into an anesthetic then after i woke up = bad news.

[quote]adityajuneja wrote:

[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:

[quote]Dude I Still Think is a Troll wrote:
now when i found out first that i find it easy to put on muscle and loose fat was i was just working on my calves and within one month i dveloped very big calves

and fat = i did a lot of sprinting without knowing anything and didnot eat almost any sugar and calories for a week and my facial fat shedded away so quickly (when i had testicles)[/quote]

You’re 17 years old.

So, when did you lose your low hanging fruit?

And how long were you training before it happened?

While we’re on the subect, exactly what happened to make the twins leave?

i lost them when i just turned 17, i lost my beloved brothers in an accident from a bycicle(i cannot explain it in words) but ill try

i was paddling while not on the seat on the grass and something got under my wheel so my bycycle got a shock then my right feet on the peddle slipped then i fell on the chain of the bycycle after the chain was knicked off that spikes and there you go they penetrated my testicles and damaged my vas defernes and cresmasterric muscle(it hurted like bull), i would have called 999 but i didnot had my mobile with me and i slowly crowled for 40 mins to the nearest phonebooth(the park was huge and empty) then people saw me comming out and i asked for help then one of them called 999 then i was rushed to the hospital (total time - 1 hour) and rushed into the emergency in ER then they put me into an anesthetic then after i woke up = bad news.

[/quote]

ROFL

I dance for cash.