I had to post this in a new thread in hopes that he'd see it from skimming through posts:
Balbos!!! Please don't leave us! In the last three days, my facial muscles have gotten the best workout of my life from reading your posts. As I read them I'm imagining the voice of an ESL Croatian being so enthused about powerful milk and calling out the chinning "MONSTERS" I just start laughing my ass off. Your wisdom is lightyears beyond what we can comprehend.
So please! Balbos! I'm begging you!! DON'T RETIRE FROM T-Nation!!! WE NEED YOU!!