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Playing Halo with Escorts

13 year old steals his dad’s credit card and gets two hookers to play Halo with him…

http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played “Halo” on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph’s ambition is to one day become a politician.

God bless him.

They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

lmfao

Good one kid, I gotta say though at 13 years old I would have at least fingered the sluts

What the fuck!!!

The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

If I had stolen my dad’s credit card, charged up $30k worth of hookers and video games the only place my day would have taken me would be behind the wood shed! I’m 33yrs old and my ass would still hurt from that one!

This is possibly the most amusing thing I’ve ever read.

Traveling circus. Ha!

rofl…

This was hilarious, though I’m 99% sure its fake. The only coverage of this is from this UK site talking about a story that happened in the USA. A story this absurd would be all over the place.

[quote]shizen wrote:
This was hilarious, though I’m 99% sure its fake. The only coverage of this is from this UK site talking about a story that happened in the USA. A story this absurd would be all over the place. [/quote]

I believe I heard it on the radio yesterday too.

Yeah I thought it may be fake too as I’m a bit of a news junkie and didn’t see it anywhere else, but let’s hope it’s not. Too funny…gotta love how a 13 year old thinks. I’m surprised the pizza guy ratted them out…

[quote]shizen wrote:
This was hilarious, though I’m 99% sure its fake. The only coverage of this is from this UK site talking about a story that happened in the USA. A story this absurd would be all over the place. [/quote]

This site claims it is fake.

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
shizen wrote:
This was hilarious, though I’m 99% sure its fake. The only coverage of this is from this UK site talking about a story that happened in the USA. A story this absurd would be all over the place.

This site claims it is fake.[/quote]

You’re ruining the fun. boo.

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:

This site claims it is fake.[/quote]

Fuck that. You know what, I am going to ignore the overwhelming evidence that this is fake and choose to believe. It is far less absurd then homeopathy…

You know I’d love to be able to say I paid x1000’s of dollars on an escort just so I could say I did. Anyone else feel the same?

[quote]kevinm1 wrote:
You know I’d love to be able to say I paid x1000’s of dollars on an escort just so I could say I did. Anyone else feel the same? [/quote]

Let me put it that way, I felt the same.

“Ralph’s ambition is to one day become a politician.”

Wow.