T Nation

Picking up girls at the gym. Yeeeahhhhhh

Okay, you’ve mentioned several times that people asked you to write this “how to” guide. Could you please reveal the people who asked you, because they either don’t exist, or have taken a position lower than “assistant to the crack whore”. Please tell us you’re not serious, and that there are not truly people going around out there like you who may actually have the physical ability to reproduce. If you are being serious, do us a favor and keep on hitting on girls in the way in which you’ve described - that we we’ll be sure that there won’t be any little Juity’s running around.