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Picking up girls at the gym. Yeeeahhhhhh

“Try to always borrow a towel from the front desk.” It’s a wonder I’ve ever gotten a date, seeing that I get my towels in the locker room.

Your words of wisdom are much appreciated. I have not laughed this hard since the last time I read the Onion.

Seriously, leave people alone at the gym. Unless you really want everyone to KNOW that you are a tool.