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Philly Youths Shoot Up Bus

In light of this I propose the following:
Any and all guns should be totally banned. The 2nd amendment should be stricken from the constitution. In fact, anyone owning a movie that shows a gun or a object that resembles a gun should be sentenced to hard labor. Because we know these youths were going to be astronauts, neurosurgeons, and mathematicians, but then those evil guns cast a magic spell over them that caused them to be evil and not want to be mathematicians anymore. So getting rid of guns is the only solution. Will anyone stop and think of the youths???