That’s right. Phil Collins SUCKS!
Genesis was a great progressive band… until Peter Gabriel left and fucking Phil took the helm. He turned them into a pop act. Oh, they sold a LOT of records, you say? Well, so did Kenny G, Michael Bolton, and Yanni.
Then on his own ego-driven mission, he went solo. His voice, his phrasing, lyrics, fashion sense, all BORING!
On top of it all, this ass-hat believes that we all need to see his ugly mug on most of his album covers… as if somehow it’ll distract from the fact that his songs are not just poorly written drivel, but also that they’re horribly produced with a huge dose of cheese.
In addition, whenever Phil sits down to write out lyrics, he often hits a wall and has to resort to adding “all my life” into a line. He’s done this in at least 5 songs (you don’t believe it? Look up lyrics for these songs: “All Of My Life”, “Sussudio”, “Take Me Home”, “In The Air Tonight”, “Do You Remember”).
And don’t get me started on his drumming abilities. A brilliant drummer? Yeah… compared to a 6th grader. Yet I’ve seen some 6th grade drummers who could beat Phil under the table!
He’s a shining example of the degradation of rock (does Phil even know what a guitar is?). And sadly, millions have been suckered into thinking he’s awesome (the ONLY thing he’s done which could possibly pass as worthy is the song “Easy Lover”… and only because the great Phil BAILEY co-wrote and sang on it)!
And the worst of it all: I have to share a last name with that chubby little no-talent dick.