I'm don't even know what to say...
You do know that the Onion is comedy, right?
Wait what? Comedy? Fuck....
No. I thought it was all real. Especially the part at the end where they're caged on the farm roaming the field like cattle.
Read the news bars at the bottom.
"and take them to a farm where they can live in peace"
that was good. It is a pretty good point that they objectify women thought.
"i'd rather be raped by an animal than wear its fur"
"we have no intention of changing our tactics until every animal on the planet receives more respect than women"
lulled pretty good
They're just treating them like the pieces of booty meat that they are.