Prof, do you go front to back, or back to front? And are you a righty, or a lefty? How about following up with pre-moistened towelettes? I think they're very refreshing, but sometimes I feel like I'm walking around all lemon-scented.
Oh, and rsg, it's sad that I've heard of that site before.
On a slightly more serious note, Gaffey, what did you do to lose 12 pounds of fat and add 3 pounds of muscle in those 7 weeks, just changed your eating? (Warning - I suck at math, so the above numbers may be a bit off)