Got a few by me, I imagine they're all nice people.
Dog The Bounty Hunter: The rub is that, this is a female. Hair done just like Dog's.
Cowardly Lion: Another female, huge jowls. Looks like the Wizard of Oz character.
Ms. 1/16th of a Rep: This older lady that did partial reps.
Mr. 1/64th of a rep: A guy, but worse ROM than the lady above.
Mr. 1/128 of a rep: Why even bother going to the gym.
Harrison Fraud: Looks a little like a younger Harrison Ford, but not quite.
The Mask: This lady that comes in, does a credible workout though. Completely void of any facial expression, hate to play cards with her.
B.O. Plenty: Guy around 25, smells incredibly foul and when he's on the treadmill, sweat flies off him like a clydesdale.
The Spanish Contingent: The line up varies, usually 2 men and a younger lady, BTW she has a great squat going. Nice people, I talk to them once in a while.
The Monster Booty Twins: 2 black ladies around 40 with huge donks... they always say hi. Possibly sisters.
Short And Shorter: Again, possibly sisters and maybe 4'8" to 4'9" tall.
The Chinese Laundry Guy: Oriental fellow, always wears white undershirts, not tee-shirts.
High Tide: This one, all of his gym pants are about 4" too short.
Low Tide: A real fat lady with a very strong feminine odor about her. I can smell her before I see her.
Harry Dead Stanton: Looks like the actor but younger, Harry Dean Stanton, but looks unbelievably cadaverous. Prison pallor complexion, not a speck of fat or muscle on him.
The Auto Parts Store Guy: Looks like he belongs behind the counter of an auto parts store.
The Oil Burner Guy: Looks like someone you'd expect to show up at the house to fix a crapped out boiler.