This is a thread where you write about the people at your gym that you don't know and never talked to and give them nicknames, like the squat rack curl thread but with people. All in good fun. This forum is not what it used to be in this regard but let's give it a try.
Mr.Muscle Confusion 2000
Guy with a pony tail, not good at it. Met him a couple years ago at another gym, where we talked about weightlifting. He told me: ''It's hard to confuse the muscle every week''. I see him now 5 years after, haven't progressed at all. Probably still trying to find a way to confuse his muscles.
The guy that nicknamed himself Godzilla
Can't say to much about this one because if he see this he might recognize himself (even if I doubt he reads in English, must be too demanding). Regular fat juicer without real intensity in the gym and no leg training. Has a facebook page with his name with a wordplay with Godzilla and his name. Sometimes wear a weightlifting belt with this wordplay written on it.