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penis growth!?!

I saw an ad on TV for a product called longitude. It is supposed to make your dick grow has any one heard of this?

If it really worked it would be in the water supply of every city in the world.

Mine seems to grow whenever in the presence of a fine naked girl. Ive yet to figure it out though.

I’m personally seeking a penis reduction system. Unfortunately the only women that can accomidate my manhood have trained themselves with years of "fisting… So that dont leave me a wide variety of women to meet.

Mine earned the designation “for big girls and small cattle”

If it is on television it obviously works. Come on use some common sense here. If it really did work wouldn’t they sell it for thousands of dollars?