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Penis Arm!

http://www.mosnews.com/news/2005/03/22/miraclesurgery.shtml

[quote]PGA200X wrote:
http://www.mosnews.com/news/2005/03/22/miraclesurgery.shtml[/quote]

good god ! think of the possibilities !

What a fascinating website. From the Chupacabra sightings in Russia to this gem about a 75-year old porn star:

"A 75-year-old grandad has become a porn star in Russia after wandering into a porn movie audition by mistake, Ananova said Wednesday.

David Bozdoganov wandered into the Gorodcki production company studios after mistaking posters for new erotic actors as an advert for a muscle man show.

Director Alexander Plahov said: ?We were auditioning for a new film and had a number of couples simulating sex on stage when I saw this old guy standing at the back.

?I wandered over to ask him to leave, but then I saw this massive package straining against his trousers. I thought, ?This could be an original idea?.

?And I was so right ? all the movies we?ve made with David have been huge successes.?

The pensioner?s biggest hits have been The Old Neighbor and The Handyman at Work.

But Plahov added: ?His female co-stars always complain because David believes in the beneficial power of garlic and insists on rubbing it on his erection before a scene, so it?s rather smelly.?

I am now hooked on that site.

DB

[quote]swivel wrote:
PGA200X wrote:
http://www.mosnews.com/news/2005/03/22/miraclesurgery.shtml

good god ! think of the possibilities ![/quote]

you could have penises grown all over your body. I had to laugh when I read the part about how when he is able to have sex in a few months, no woman will be able to tell. Except that he will never be able to orgasm because he has no balls.

DB

My 4 yr old informed me, “He has to pee twice!”

I grow one on my arm for an extra 4 inches

[quote] Quoted from article:
Russian Man Grows Penis on Arm

Russian doctors have conducted an 11-hour operation to replace a patient’s deformed penis with one grown on his forearm, the Moskovskiy Komsomolets daily reports.

The 30-year-old Russian man, whose name was changed in the article to protect his privacy, had a defect from birth - his penis was crooked, two-and-a-half-inches long and lacked a scrotum, the newspaper writes.

The doctors had the penis removed and attached to the man’s arm. Using his body tissue it grew to six-and-a-half inches and was sewn back on to his groin. Silicone tubes were inserted into the organ to ensure an erection was possible. Doctors also created a scrotum from the patient’s own skin and placed silicone testicles in it.

A Moscow surgeon said the man will be able to have sex in a few months. He added: “Women will never suspect it is artificial.”[/quote]

I’de like to get the thread started.

‘Is that a bent-penis growing on your forearm, or are you just happy to see me?’

‘If he got in a fight, he could really fuck somebody up’

‘Channel 4 News Reports:
Russian man hospitalized in critical condition after receiving a crushing indian burn, more at 11.’

Your turn.

“The rub” (pun intended) was that they grew it on his masturbating arm, so the poor feller had to wait for reattachment surgery before he could play with his new toy. But that didn’t stop him from trying incessantly.

I bet that guy has been doing a lot of hugging lately…

[quote]freejury wrote:

I’de like to get the thread started.

‘Is that a bent-penis growing on your forearm, or are you just happy to see me?’

‘If he got in a fight, he could really fuck somebody up’

‘Channel 4 News Reports:
Russian man hospitalized in critcal condition after receiving a crushing indian burn, more at 11.’

Your turn.[/quote]

insert name wins by submission in the 1st round by rear naked choke.

[quote]Kailash wrote:
“The rub” (pun intended) was that they grew it on his masturbating arm, so the poor feller had to wait for reattachment surgery before he could play with his new toy. But that didn’t stop him from trying incessantly.[/quote]

LMFAO, like a dog chasing his own tail.

It would suck to wear your hard-on your sleeve.

DB

[quote]ThatGirl77 wrote:
My 4 yr old informed me, “He has to pee twice!”[/quote]

Good god, you let her see that?

I guess he could give himself fellatio now.

hahahahahhahaa, this is the funniest shit ever.

[quote]michael2507 wrote:

insert name wins by submission in the 1st round by rear naked choke.[/quote]

lol, theres an image

hah, clever


There’s a ‘Zercher Squat’ joke here, but I just cant put my finger on it.

[quote]freejury wrote:
Quoted from article:
Russian Man Grows Penis on Arm

Russian doctors have conducted an 11-hour operation to replace a patient’s deformed penis with one grown on his forearm, the Moskovskiy Komsomolets daily reports.

The 30-year-old Russian man, whose name was changed in the article to protect his privacy, had a defect from birth - his penis was crooked, two-and-a-half-inches long and lacked a scrotum, the newspaper writes.

The doctors had the penis removed and attached to the man’s arm. Using his body tissue it grew to six-and-a-half inches and was sewn back on to his groin. Silicone tubes were inserted into the organ to ensure an erection was possible. Doctors also created a scrotum from the patient’s own skin and placed silicone testicles in it.

A Moscow surgeon said the man will be able to have sex in a few months. He added: “Women will never suspect it is artificial.”

I’de like to get the thread started.

‘Is that a bent-penis growing on your forearm, or are you just happy to see me?’

‘If he got in a fight, he could really fuck somebody up’

‘Channel 4 News Reports:
Russian man hospitalized in critical condition after receiving a crushing indian burn, more at 11.’

Your turn.[/quote]

I wonder if that penis is erect?Not that I care,just wondering.

[quote]HELL BOY wrote:
I wonder if that penis is erect?Not that I care,just wondering.
[/quote]

When they do replacement surgeries, the replacement does not have the erectile tissues that a normal penis would have. To compensate for that, they put in some sort of inflatable tubes that are operated by pump. So no, he won’t get erect all on his own.

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
I had to laugh when I read the part about how when he is able to have sex in a few months, no woman will be able to tell. Except that he will never be able to orgasm because he has no balls.
[/quote]

Well, he won’t be able to ejaculate, but he should be able to have an orgasm.

This just begs the question, “If you could suck your own dick, would you?”
“Would that be masturbation or gay?”

If you want a better laugh scroll down on that page and see what other news is happening over there. Some crazy shit I tell ya.