The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on stage in front of a huge crowd. The Pope says to Pelosi, “Do you know with one wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? The joy won’t be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they’ll forever speak of this day and rejoice!” Pelosi replied, “I seriously doubt that - with one little wave? Show me!” So the Pope backhanded the bitch.
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