meh. you don’t sound like an idiot. I doubt you’ll get roasted for any of that.
Clomid or Nolva (not both together, though) can be used for pct effectively. Nolva is generally the preferred option, but Clomid is fine for most people. Can you get more of it, though? That’s not a very long PCT. I would want to run the Clomid at 25mg/day for about 6 weeks. By the 5th and 6th week, you can taper the dose down. So week 5 you could do 12.5 mg/day, and week 6 you could do like 5 mg/day (depends on strenght of tabs or liquid or whatever you have). Based on that dosing, I THINK 500 would last you, or get you close.
You should start the clomid 2 weeks after the last time you pin the test E. You should not be pinning anything after you start.
EDIT: what is an HCG ‘booster’? Are you talking about actual HCG? If you’re talking about something over the counter, it won’t be useful, and I wouldn’t bother.