Parking Lot Attack

We all need these…

[quote]derek wrote:
I like the idea of a male escort but I’d rather get in a Ford Escort and drive into the crowd of hooligans at top speed (45 mph).[/quote]

Bull. My Escort got up to 95 EASY. It had TWO hamsters under the hood.

[quote]Kratos wrote:
TWO hamsters under the hood.[/quote]

You had the GT I see!

[quote]Neebone wrote:
Flash bangs work extremely well in these situations.[/quote]

If you’re a pansy. I carry five mustard grenades and a gas mask on me at all times just in case this happens.

[quote]Kratos wrote:
derek wrote:
I like the idea of a male escort but I’d rather get in a Ford Escort and drive into the crowd of hooligans at top speed (45 mph).

Bull. My Escort got up to 95 EASY. It had TWO hamsters under the hood.[/quote]

Was that 95 “airspeed” after driving off a cliff?

I bet an Escort would slow down when you roll down the windows.

The speedometer actually drops when your dog sticks his head out.

[quote]PGA200X wrote:
He should have had a trunk monkey.[/quote]

one of the best posts ive seen.

I see guys get jumped by 6-8 guys at school a bunch.No one will fight 1v1 anymore…if you tell someone to meet you somewhere they bring 10+ friends,who of course,wont step in