You gotta understand Caesar's policies, what the Alexandrian War was all about, and how they played a role with each other.
You see Julius had Cleopatra trapped in a pit in his basement where no one could hear her scream. Her would often give her Jergens to keep her skin moist, but sometimes she refused. Then Jules would yell down in a gravely voice, "It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again." Cleopatra hated the hose.
This went for weeks until King Ptolemy came knocking on Jules door, looking for Cleo. Jules tried to play it smooth and let Ptolemy in. He offered Ptolemy some Hamburger Helper he just made. It was Four Cheese Lasagna, Jules' favorite.
They sat down and ate and listened to the radio. It was K-Billy's Super Sounds of the 70's. They got to hear all their favorites. Everything from "The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia" to "Stuck in the Middle With You."
It was a grand time when Ptolemy's pager suddenly went off. He got a beep from Kim and she can do it all night. So Jules let him use his phone to cal his homies and find which park they were playing basketball. Ptolemy's a very skilled ball player. He's also the kind of asshole that keeps track of his assists and rebounds. People know this because he claims to have gotten a triple-double last week.
After Ptolemy left, Jules went to Mr. Hooper's store to get a carton of milk, a loaf of bread, and a stick of butter for his mother. Unfortunately when he got there he couldn't remember what to buy.
When he walked out the store he found himself surrounded by 200 pissed of Egyptian Soldiers and their new leader: Bizarro!
Bizarro was the perfect general for the Egyptian army. He was a strong a Superman, but much smarter. Sure he may have talked like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He might walk into his workshop and say something like, "Bizarro explore windmill, left bubbles! Me like make snowfort" but he would come out with a time travel device that runs on air and has a reclining captain's chair. Bizarro could create stuff out of paper clips and popsicle sticks that would make MacGyver jealous.
Jules knew he had no chance in this fight so he hopped on his hoverboard and went racing down the street. He lost Bizarro and the Egyptians and finally made it to his mom's house. He told his mom what happened and his mom got scared. She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air!"
The moral of the story: do your own damn homework.