There’s been alot of talk on Paper Anabolics here on T-Nation, and I feel that the following information would be helpful. This was written by Redicat, and is an introduction to paper anabolics as well as his thoughts on them, from the originator:
Perhaps part of the legacy left to us by the late steroid guru Dan Duchaine was the role he played planting the seed that has since been developed into what we now know as Paper Anabolics.
The basic idea was simple; to find a method by which certain anabolic steroids could be transported globally in such a way as to increase a customer’s chances of receiving their order safely.
Picture two envelopes:
Envelope “A” contains 1000 tablets of Anabol 5mg (i.e. 5000mg Methandienone)
Envelope “B” contains a sheet (500 squares) of PaperBol 10mg (i.e. 5000mg Methandienone)
Imagine the feel of Envelope “A”; the weight, the thickness, the uneven feel of the grooves and dips between each tab, not to mention what may or may not show up should the envelope pass through x-ray.
Now visualize picking up Envelope “B” that has possibly a tenth of the weight; thin as a regular letter, and flat as a pancake.
If your job was to randomly select and scrutinize mail, which envelope would you be more likely to question, Envelope “A” or Envelope “B”?
If you were looking to order Methandienone through the post, which one would you feel more at ease waiting on, Envelope “A” or Envelope “B”?
It’s unlikely that any method of sending AS will ever be totally foolproof (as long as certain governments continue to prohibit our freedom of choice in this area), all the same, if Dan is looking down from that great gymnasium in the sky we’re more than confident that he would just as pleased as countless others are at having safely received their orders of Paper Products :^>
GOING THE EXTRA MILE
AS OF 2003
When reading through the testimonials (many of which can be found on the respective testimonial pages here on our site, while numerous others can be found on scores of discussion boards across the net) made in reference to our Paper Products it is plain to see that the vast majority of those that have used and continue to use Redi Cat’s Paper Anabolics are more than happy with the benefits and results.
With that in mind and even though all lab tests conducted on “Redi Cat’s” Paper Products have always shown that we use only genuine Grade A chemicals, fact remains that no matter how hard we try we are not able to dose each square with 100% accuracy.
In light of this, and Redi Cat’s desire to constantly improve the quality of our products and the value of our services to our customers, at the beginning of 2003 we decided to up the dosage of each sheet of Paper Products by 10% - in this way, while there will almost certainly still be slight discrepancies between squares measured under laboratory conditions, from now on the chances are much greater that each square will come as close to the stated amount as possible.
Another reason that prompted us toward this course of action was that although the majority of active ingredient is absorbed into the paper itself some of the active ingredient remains in powder form and some residue may fall away when the squares are cut. We believe the 10% extra should more than compensate for this factor.
At this point we would like to emphasize the fact that many of the testimonials and positive reports posted on the boards were written prior to 2003; in other words, in the minds of the multitude Redi Cat’s Paper Anabolics were already working wonders and, therefore, a truly excellent product … well now they’re 10% better! :^>
PAPER PRODUCT TIPS
PREPARATION - The active ingredients in Paper Anabolics are both absorbed into the Paper as well as in part sandwiched between the sheets, therefore, Paper Products are not meant to be peeled or stripped but taken whole; carefully cut the required dose from your sheet/strip with sharp scissors or a cutting blade.
INJESTING - As with tablets the squares can be swallowed down with water although some users subscribe to a school of thought that suggests better absorption occurs by keeping them held under the tongue for a while before swallowing.
STORAGE - Paper Anabolics will keep for at least a year or two although probably best kept out of direct sunlight or air-conditioned environments and away from extreme heat. For convenience you can cut your daily dosage and slip it in your wallet while the rest would do well stored in a zip-lock/jiffy bag then in a cool, dark place.
SPLITTING - While the reports we receive from customers stating that a particular Paper Product split either upon arrival or when cutting individual doses constitutes an extremely small percentage of Paper Product orders sent out, there remains a possibility of this happening nevertheless.
There isn’t really any specific way to re-attach the sheets in the event of them splitting and, although this may sound like stating the obvious, in the rare event of any of our Paper Products separating to any degree it’s best to use a sharp cutting tool and a metal rule to cut with care the individual doses, as opposed to a pair of scissors.
Having said all this, going by continued feedback and repeat orders from the very same customers that wrote in to report of Paper splitting it’s apparent that even in these cases our Paper Products still prove to be every bit as effective as when ingested whole.
Reasons Why Paper Anabolics Continue to Grow in Popularity and Why Many Have Converted Over From Tablets
QUALITY and CONSISTENCY - The active ingredients in each of our Paper Products have always been and always will be of the highest grade.
SECURITY and PEACE of MIND - Whether it be your first time ordering AS or your 100th undoubtedly you want as much assurance as possible that your order will reach you safely as opposed to falling into the wrong hands. In more than 3 years of sending Paper Products from Western Europe we have yet to receive a single confirmation of an order seized.
CONVENIENCE and PEACE of MIND - For many people the idea of carrying around a stash of tablets (should they be splitting their daily doses and unable to return home during the day, or perhaps while traveling) is a risk they would rather do without, therefore, the idea of being able to carry on one’s person, or carried in one’s baggage, innocuous-looking pieces or paper adds yet another value.
SIDE EFFECTS (or THE LACK OF) - While one would expect that most side effects experienced come by way of the active chemical, the cause of some side effects are acutally brought about by the binders and fillers that hold the tablets together. One main example of this is with most tablet forms of Methandienone; some users seem to have adverse abdominal reactions.
Have you ever wondered why two different brands of the same chemical may come in very different tablet sizes even though the stated dose on both is, say, 10mg? The reason for this is that the greater part of each tablet (often up to 95%!) is in fact nothing more than binders and fillers used to hold the active ingredient together.
Seeing as the paper is the main tangible holding our Paper Products together we have effectively been able to reduce the number of other substances you’d normally be ingesting with tablets to a bare minimum, this would probably account for the reports we’ve read of users normally unable to take Methandienone in tablet form reporting their delight in discovering PaperBol as an alternative.
SPLITTING DOSES - While not all tablets are built the same, some appear to be a lot more difficult to break in halves or quarters than others, due to their unique sizes and density. By contrast, as you might imagine, it’s a whole lot easier cutting squares of paper into equal parts should your cycle require splitting your daily doses.
VALUE FOR YOUR MONEY - While there will no doubt always be a number that will prefer to ingest orals in the old-fashioned way, i.e. in tablet form, generally speaking they will be paying a lot more for them than the alternative in Paper format, as Paper Products are purposely priced at exceptionally competitive rates again making Paper Anabolics the seemingly more logical choice for the discerning and customer irrespective of whether they are working with a tight budget or not.
*** BUYER BEWARE!!! ***
It has come to our attention that there are a number of copy-cats - if you’ll forgive the pun ;^> - that are attempting to produce their own versions of Redi Cat’s Paper Products, in some cases trying to pass them off as original Redi Cat stocks :^< while others are simply trying to break into the market under their own name.
Competition is a natural progression where rising demand for a unique product is concerned, this we fully understand and appreciate. What we would like to make perfectly clear though is that the only Paper Products that have been tried, tested and consistently found to be superior products since their inception in 2000 are Redi Cat originals.
While new kids on the block may indeed be producing quality products it should go without saying that Redi Cat will not be endorsing any form of Paper Anabolics than our own.
We have a gradually growing number of alternative suppliers that are purchasing Redi Cat’s Paper Anabolics to sell onto their own clientele - for reasons stated above and to protect innocent parties we have added a Check Your Supplier feature to our website, in which you can type in the email address or the URL to their website to verify whether or not they are an authentic supplier of Redi Cat’s Paper Products; the genuine article.