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Pants and Sitting Down


#1

For as long as I can remember, whether it was jeans or khakis every time I sat down I would have to deal with the problem of them bunching up at the crotch. Any tips on how to avoid this issue?


#2

Don't have a boner before you sit down.


#3

I honestly don't have this problem, never have...


#4

Yet another catastrophe averted by Stern!


#5

Certain dress pants I own do that. Annoying as hell in certain situations.


#6

It's only awkward if you let it be. Be confident displaying your pseudo erection, perhaps something good will come of it.


#7

^^ Did you watch the Curb Your Enthusiasm video?? It seems to only cause trouble!!!


#8

Viagra is a helluva drug


#9

Get better fitting pants. Aside from that, if you arent wearing spandex, where do you expect the excess fabric to go? Inwards?


#10

I doubt my pants hide the fact that I have a penis in the first place.

Shit, if yours do, that's not exactly a "win".


#11

Try on pleated pants, it gives you more room for Mr. Happy when you sit and for the legs as well.


#12

Maybe wear them like this.


#13

Agreed. Used tire salesmen in the third world know a thinng or two about this


#14

Or this will help.


#15

So many uses for duct tape :slightly_smiling:


#16

Or you could forget pants all together.


#17

Or just never, ever, sit down! Keep on movin'.


#18

That doesn't always work, as you can see from this troubling example.
lol


#19

Pants bunching in women is known as "Chick with a Dick Syndrome". Not a good look.


#20

Lol! Well played ID! =P