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Panda Meat

I am sure this is a fake site, but they claim to be offering panda meat:

http://lonniebhodge.com

Quite unlikely considering the status of pandas:

Mmmmm panda jerky

And panda bacon.

The hot girl with the bow gave it away

The bottom totally says “©2007-2008 All Fights Deserved
NO PANDAS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS WEBSITE”

[quote]F3M4 wrote:
The bottom totally says “©2007-2008 All Fights Deserved
NO PANDAS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS WEBSITE”[/quote]

I know, I was marketing a bit, hoping to cause a stir. I did almost fall out of my seat when I saw the page though, my neighbors actually came and knocked on my door to see why I was laughing so hard.

The girl in the bikini top definitely gave it away, even with the stuff at the bottom, not to mention there is no active ordering link.

Considering there are maybe 3000 pandas tops I doubt we will be seeing panda bacon anytime soon. As for jerky, if you know the right people in Richmond…

I can’t believe I actually believed that for a second and in the picture with the hot girl and the bow, it looks like they just photoshopped a panda into the picture. haha.

“Here our happy employees tend to a young panda being prepped for our new product line, panda veal - Peal�?�”

“In panda culture it is considered a great honour to be the Chosen One. Most of the panda’s on our farms can’t wait to get to the block.”

Hahaha, I got a good laugh out of this site.