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Overheard On The Bus

[quote]gatesoftanhauser wrote:
Or when you hear women say “I don’t want to get big, I just want to tone”

I want to hit myself in the head with a frying pan I’ve heard it so many times.[/quote]

Just don’t use cast iron. It’s dangerous.

[quote]Aragorn wrote:
gatesoftanhauser wrote:
Or when you hear women say “I don’t want to get big, I just want to tone”

I want to hit myself in the head with a frying pan I’ve heard it so many times.

Just don’t use cast iron. It’s dangerous.[/quote]

Lol, okay sure thing. I heard it again today (03AUG) at the gym and about lost it, because I was thinking of this thread when this stupid woman said it!

Its funny when fat people say that they “dont want to be huge, I just want to tone”.

Uhmm… hey fatass, you are already huge.

Hahahahaha, and then they pick up the 5-pounders and twirl them around for a while then leave.

My wife had some woman comment “I don’t like muscles on a woman, it’s much too masculine.”

To which she replied “Yes, cellulite is much more feminine.”

[quote]pookie wrote:
My wife had some woman comment “I don’t like muscles on a woman, it’s much too masculine.”

To which she replied “Yes, cellulite is much more feminine.”

[/quote]

Ughhh that’s exactly what I’m talking about!

“Well, I don’t want to look like Chyna, so I just want to tone and firm”

Just makes me red in the face thinking about how ignorant that is.

pastry means sex right?

[quote]beatnik_uwo wrote:
I’ve always been partial to: I don’t want to get too bulky, I just want to tone up a bit.

That’s usually the last time I’ll talk to that person about exercising.[/quote]

I always tell these type of clowns, “you couldnt get that big if you wanted to”!