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Orlando Seminar

I hear that the g-string is only the half of it. Actually if you saw that Demi Moore movie “Striptease”, he’ll be decked out like Burt Reynolds’ character in that movie: covered in Vasoline and wearing cowboy boots to go with the g-string. I know it’s a disturbing image but I think its part of a marketing plan to broaden his appeal and tap into the huge gay strength training market. The spinoff company is going to be called “The Queen Sports Institute” or QSI for short. Pretty shrewd actually. I hear Biotest’s very own Tim Patterson is going to appear on the cover of the premier issue of the QSI quarterly. No news yet on what he’ll be wearing. Maybe we’ll get the scoop in Orlando.