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Orlando Seminar

“I’m buff, and I’m the stuff!” At least, I hope to be lean and mean by the time the seminar comes around. I’m following Poliquin’s “Manly Weight Loss” program to get cut. We’ll see how I do in the next month.

Mike, I won't be wearing the G-string! I'm too hairy for that. But I heard that Ian King will be wearing the G-string and signing autographs on attendee's bodyparts.

Looks like a fantastic show! I'm looking forward to all the Ribose shooters, red poppers and hits of euphoria. Should make for a mind-blowing experience!

And if you really want me to, I’ll sign some autographs for you!