Srsly wtf
Why do women get their own parking in places in Salzburg?
So that they don’t wreck into everybody else’s cars?
[quote]debraD wrote:
Srsly wtf
Why do women get their own parking in places in Salzburg? [/quote]
You will have noticed that they are usually right next to the parking spaces for the handicapped?
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
So that they don’t wreck into everybody else’s cars?
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I’m calling the feminists to report your ass. You’re toast, pal.
Do the men park on the ceiling too?
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
So that they don’t wreck into everybody else’s cars?
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I’m calling the feminists to report your ass. You’re toast, pal.[/quote]
Hehehe… Go ahead. First thing I’ll do is agree with them. Then offer a nice dry white wine and a few slices of brie.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
So that they don’t wreck into everybody else’s cars?
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I’m calling the feminists to report your ass. You’re toast, pal.[/quote]
Hehehe… Go ahead. First thing I’ll do is agree with them. Then offer a nice dry white wine and a few slices of brie.
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That’s the LESBIANS, you fool! The feminists have no time for that nonsense. That march into town in their sensible, crepe-soled shoes, beat you up and make you cry, and then march humorlessly back to wherever they came from.
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
So that they don’t wreck into everybody else’s cars?
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I’m calling the feminists to report your ass. You’re toast, pal.[/quote]
Hehehe… Go ahead. First thing I’ll do is agree with them. Then offer a nice dry white wine and a few slices of brie.
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That’s the LESBIANS, you fool! The feminists have no time for that nonsense. That march into town in their sensible, crepe-soled shoes, beat you up and make you cry, and then march humorlessly back to wherever they came from. [/quote]
Someone’s ass is gonna hurt.
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
So that they don’t wreck into everybody else’s cars?
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I’m calling the feminists to report your ass. You’re toast, pal.[/quote]
Hehehe… Go ahead. First thing I’ll do is agree with them. Then offer a nice dry white wine and a few slices of brie.
[/quote]
That’s the LESBIANS, you fool! The feminists have no time for that nonsense. That march into town in their sensible, crepe-soled shoes, beat you up and make you cry, and then march humorlessly back to wherever they came from. [/quote]
Someone’s ass is gonna hurt.[/quote]
She said Lesbians not male homosexuality
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
So that they don’t wreck into everybody else’s cars?
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I’m calling the feminists to report your ass. You’re toast, pal.[/quote]
Hehehe… Go ahead. First thing I’ll do is agree with them. Then offer a nice dry white wine and a few slices of brie.
[/quote]
That’s the LESBIANS, you fool! The feminists have no time for that nonsense. That march into town in their sensible, crepe-soled shoes, beat you up and make you cry, and then march humorlessly back to wherever they came from. [/quote]
I realise it’s only anecdotal, but lesbians have done that to me a good many times. I live in constant fear of lesbian marching-mobs.
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
So that they don’t wreck into everybody else’s cars?
[/quote]
I’m calling the feminists to report your ass. You’re toast, pal.[/quote]
Hehehe… Go ahead. First thing I’ll do is agree with them. Then offer a nice dry white wine and a few slices of brie.
[/quote]
That’s the LESBIANS, you fool! The feminists have no time for that nonsense. That march into town in their sensible, crepe-soled shoes, beat you up and make you cry, and then march humorlessly back to wherever they came from. [/quote]
I thought…
Oh nevermind.
Skyzyks, keep the wine and cheese handy, just in case the feminists are also lesbians.
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
So that they don’t wreck into everybody else’s cars?
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I’m calling the feminists to report your ass. You’re toast, pal.[/quote]
Hehehe… Go ahead. First thing I’ll do is agree with them. Then offer a nice dry white wine and a few slices of brie.
[/quote]
That’s the LESBIANS, you fool! The feminists have no time for that nonsense. That march into town in their sensible, crepe-soled shoes, beat you up and make you cry, and then march humorlessly back to wherever they came from. [/quote]
Ah, No. The agreeing with them drops their guard. That softens them up and makes them more receptive to the offer of the cheese. Once they’ve mellowed a little and I drop a few compliments on the sensibility of their shoes they’ll have forgotten why they even came for me.
By the time we get to a discussion of the tenets of a brisk walk they’ll be putty in my hands!
Muahaahaha…
[quote]2busy wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
So that they don’t wreck into everybody else’s cars?
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I’m calling the feminists to report your ass. You’re toast, pal.[/quote]
Hehehe… Go ahead. First thing I’ll do is agree with them. Then offer a nice dry white wine and a few slices of brie.
[/quote]
That’s the LESBIANS, you fool! The feminists have no time for that nonsense. That march into town in their sensible, crepe-soled shoes, beat you up and make you cry, and then march humorlessly back to wherever they came from. [/quote]
I thought…
Oh nevermind.
Skyzyks, keep the wine and cheese handy, just in case the feminists are also lesbians.
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Split off their lesbian contingent with wine and cheese and crush the rest.
Divide and conquer.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
So that they don’t wreck into everybody else’s cars?
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I’m calling the feminists to report your ass. You’re toast, pal.[/quote]
Hehehe… Go ahead. First thing I’ll do is agree with them. Then offer a nice dry white wine and a few slices of brie.
[/quote]
That’s the LESBIANS, you fool! The feminists have no time for that nonsense. That march into town in their sensible, crepe-soled shoes, beat you up and make you cry, and then march humorlessly back to wherever they came from. [/quote]
Someone’s ass is gonna hurt.[/quote]
She said Lesbians not male homosexuality [/quote]
Talking about the coming and leaving.
Em you look very lesbian in your avi. I approve.
[quote]theBeth wrote:
Em you look very lesbian in your avi. I approve.[/quote]
Thank you!
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
Em you look very lesbian in your avi. I approve.[/quote]
Thank you! [/quote]
I actually thought she was trying on her “Steve Jobs” Halloween costume.
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
Em you look very lesbian in your avi. I approve.[/quote]
Thank you! [/quote]
I actually thought she was trying on her “Steve Jobs” Halloween costume.
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Tee Hee
OMG, haha!