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Orion Explain this!


#1

Srsly wtf

Why do women get their own parking in places in Salzburg?


#2

So that they don't wreck into everybody else's cars?


#3

You will have noticed that they are usually right next to the parking spaces for the handicapped?


#4

I'm calling the feminists to report your ass. You're toast, pal.


#5

Do the men park on the ceiling too?


#6

Hehehe... Go ahead. First thing I'll do is agree with them. Then offer a nice dry white wine and a few slices of brie.


#7

That's the LESBIANS, you fool! The feminists have no time for that nonsense. That march into town in their sensible, crepe-soled shoes, beat you up and make you cry, and then march humorlessly back to wherever they came from.


#8

Someone's ass is gonna hurt.


#9

She said Lesbians not male homosexuality


#10

I realise it's only anecdotal, but lesbians have done that to me a good many times. I live in constant fear of lesbian marching-mobs.


#11

I thought...

Oh nevermind.

Skyzyks, keep the wine and cheese handy, just in case the feminists are also lesbians.


#12

Ah, No. The agreeing with them drops their guard. That softens them up and makes them more receptive to the offer of the cheese. Once they've mellowed a little and I drop a few compliments on the sensibility of their shoes they'll have forgotten why they even came for me.
By the time we get to a discussion of the tenets of a brisk walk they'll be putty in my hands!
Muahaahaha...


#13

Split off their lesbian contingent with wine and cheese and crush the rest.

Divide and conquer.


#14

Talking about the coming and leaving.


#15

Em you look very lesbian in your avi. I approve.


#16

Thank you!


#17

I actually thought she was trying on her "Steve Jobs" Halloween costume.


#18

Tee Hee


#19

OMG, haha!