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One Day with Ronnie


#1

Yesterday I was cutting the grass of my front lawn, minding my own business when a taxi cab stopped in front of my neighbor house. My Neighbor is an old black woman who lives with her cat. She is really funny. A huuuge black guy came out of the car and I was like ''what the fuck''? then I realised It was Ronnie Coleman. I was shocked. Ronnie went inside the house.

Couple of hours later, still stunned, I remembered I had some free gym pass. I said to myself that this opportunity could never happen again. I went knocking at my neighbor door. Mary (the old woman) greeted me in with all her usual kindness. Then I saw Ronnie, went to him and I said ''Hi, I am a big fans of yours and if you want to train to my local gym I got free passes.'' He laughed. He said that He didn't know if the gym would be okay. I said I would move and set his weight for him. He said okay come meet me in 2 hours.

2 hours later we were at gym. The other regular guys were just dazed. You had to see their face. And I was there, setting 5 plates on the bench for him. Unfortunately, the dumbells at my gym don't go above 120lbs and it compromised the quality of his workout. It pissed him off a little bit. After the workout we shaked hands, I thanked him and He left.

Now people at my gym dont look at me the same.


#2

For real??

You better go play the lottery now!


#3

Seriously… if that was Ronnie, the old woman must be a relative. Maybe he visits her regularly.
See where I’m going with this?


#4

pics or it didn’t happen!


#5

Thats rediculously sick. Amazing opportunity!


#6

I once went on a date with Clay Aiken, but you don’t see ME bragging about it.


#7

Class of 2009?


#8

This happened in Canada? I 2nd the request for pics.


#9

Cool story bro.


#10

Obvious bullshit is obvious


#11

[quote]RSGZ wrote:
Cool story bro.[/quote]

x2


#12

Wow, did ron let you massage oil all over his body too? I bet you would’ve loved that.
Stop telling us your fantasies you lieing geek homo.


#13

Then he got into his Hummer, did a sick burn out and sped away in his Corvette.


#14

[quote]Rattler wrote:
Then he got into his Hummer, did a sick burn out and sped away in his Corvette.[/quote]

I was surprised when I saw him pulling away in that Dodge.


#15

[quote]RSGZ wrote:
Rattler wrote:
Then he got into his Hummer, did a sick burn out and sped away in his Corvette.

I was surprised when I saw him pulling away in that Dodge.[/quote]

It really surprised me how he got into the S2000 with such ease.


#16

[quote]Rattler wrote:
RSGZ wrote:
Rattler wrote:
Then he got into his Hummer, did a sick burn out and sped away in his Corvette.

I was surprised when I saw him pulling away in that Dodge.

It really surprised me how he got into the S2000 with such ease.[/quote]

hahaha


#17

[quote]Rattler wrote:
RSGZ wrote:
Rattler wrote:
Then he got into his Hummer, did a sick burn out and sped away in his Corvette.

I was surprised when I saw him pulling away in that Dodge.

It really surprised me how he got into the S2000 with such ease.[/quote]

I was honestly surprised when he got out of the bugatti and ripped out that stop sign.


#18

[quote]B rocK wrote:
I once went on a date with Clay Aiken, but you don’t see ME bragging about it.[/quote]

nice one


#19

[quote]Carlitosway wrote:
Rattler wrote:
RSGZ wrote:
Rattler wrote:
Then he got into his Hummer, did a sick burn out and sped away in his Corvette.

I was surprised when I saw him pulling away in that Dodge.

It really surprised me how he got into the S2000 with such ease.

I was honestly surprised when he got out of the bugatti and ripped out that stop sign.
[/quote]

Jokes over.


#20

BALLZ.