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Stranger: fuck, my dick is so hard…
You: u want me ti scuk it
You: babe
Stranger: depends
Stranger: asl?
You: yey Im going to be ur papa bear
You: im going to rub ur back
You: and u gonna rub my hair gut
Stranger: haha, you wish, old man.
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: r u horny
You: yey
You: a loot
Stranger: m/f
You: mmf
Stranger: ?
You: nah Im a shemale
You: and u?
Stranger: m
You: so r uy horny
Stranger: yes
You: u liek shemales
Stranger: yea
You: ur gehy then punk as bitych
You: go fuck urself
You: mothefucker
You: hope u die
Stranger: i hope u die first
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[quote]Nate112 wrote:
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m-f ?
You: MMF?
You: Sure!
Stranger: ooooh
Stranger: cool
You: I must invite HolyMacaroni!!!
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hahhahaha.
owe you a beer. a big one.
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
Nate112 wrote:
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m-f ?
You: MMF?
You: Sure!
Stranger: ooooh
Stranger: cool
You: I must invite HolyMacaroni!!!
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hahhahaha.
owe you a beer. a big one.
[/quote]
Mac I want a beer too 
MMF?
You: yo
Stranger: 21 male Brazil
You: 21 female brazil
Stranger: lol
You: lol
Stranger: haha
You: that is mucho funny
Stranger: dificil de encontrar brasileiros aki
You: lol si
Stranger: de onde vc é?
You: tengo una webcam?
Stranger: tenho
You: I want to have webcam sex with you
Stranger: :~~
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You: yo
Stranger: po
You: where are you from fella
Stranger: kosova
You: cool
You: what do you do in life
You: other than jerking off
You: what are you doing
You: are you jerking off right now so you can’t type?
Stranger: who are you?
You: it is about time
Stranger: where ?
You: I am here to fullfil your wildest fantasy
You: I am located in the ethereal substance of your mind
You: Think about something that you want really hard
You: and you will have it
Stranger: Are men and women equal?
You: so you want to ask questions
You: I have answers for you
Stranger: yes
You: ask your question and I shall give you the truth
Stranger: Are men and women equal?
You: yes
You: but it depends
Stranger: It is difficult to answer this question as â??yesâ?? or â??noâ?? at once. The question is not clear enough in this form. We have to explain this question with other questions like â??Where? On which subject? From which aspect?â?? If this question is discussed from judicial aspect, the answer is â??yesâ??.
If it is discussed â??from every aspectâ??, then there is no need to answer this question because the answer is in the question. Since two different genders are under consideration, then how can absolute equality be considered?
You: I said that it depends
You: speak and you shall receive answers
Stranger: There are fields where woman and man are equal as well as there are fields where man surpasses woman or woman surpasses man. So, it is not possible to analyze this issue as a single matter.
You: or maybe you want something else
You: I can give you immortality
You: or supreme consciousness
You: the only thing you have to give me is your credit card number and your nip at this email: …
You: bye
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BTW this is not my real email
You: Hi
Stranger: heyy
You: So why do you come on to OMEGLE
Stranger: no reason? why? you practice your english here?
You: eh?
You: no I’m just curious
You: AS>?>?>
Stranger: hmmm. me too ; ) you f?
You: f/18/Austrailia ty
You: you?
Stranger: f/20/cali
Stranger: =)
You: How’s california?
Stranger: it’s beautiful. the girls here are gorgeous
You: lol
Stranger: i’m kinda horny
Stranger: wanna cyber?
You: http://img17.imageshack.us/...207/forest3.jpg
You: thought you’d never ask.
Stranger: you start
You: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
You: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
You: I smack you thick booty. , I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O’ Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
You: I peel some bananas.
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: you have seen through my troll
Stranger: WILD ABRA USED TELEPORT
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Xab was that you? hahaha
Stranger: knock knock
You: Who’s there?
Stranger: abby
You: WHPO THE FUCK IS THERE
You: oh
You: k
You: abby who
Stranger: abby birthday to you
You: oh my goodness
You: Sir calm down
You: SIR
You: Calm DOWN
You: SIR SIT DOWN
You: SIIT
You: DOWN
You: SIR
You: CALMLY SIT DOWN
Stranger: okay
You: PUT DOWN THE CHILD
You: PUT HIM THE FUCK DOWN
You: GOOD
You: Now stop shouting
You: okay
You: good
You: nice and cool
You: thats how it should be
You: Sir
You: SIR
You: SIT THE FUCK DOWN
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This one isn’t probably funny to anyone else, but i found it funny…and thats all that matters 
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Stranger: hey asl?
You: 52 female
You: n u
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LOL…
Stranger: 17mUSA
You: haha dude im actually a guy obviously
You: But yeah canadian
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ur a bit young though
You: no im 17, turned it in june
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i bet u want to keep looking though
You: for what
Stranger: teh ladies
You: wait
You: You
You: Come on here
You: To look
You: for ladies
You: There’s a plce
You: With a big yellow ball of energy
You: called…
You: the sun
You: and girls
You: they go
You: to this place
You: under the big ball of energy
You: and they do something called" hanging out"
You: Its fabulous
Stranger: we r not under it
You: point all to proven.
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: girl or boy
You: girl
You: u?
Stranger: boy
Stranger: from ?
You: usa
You: u?
Stranger: poland
You: im 52 and u?
Stranger: im a 20 years old
You: interested in web cam sex
You: im a cougar
You: i want you boys like u
Stranger: okey
You: gimme ur msn
Stranger: msn
You: yey
Stranger: …
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OMFG
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You: I heard asl is boring how about lsa
Stranger: do you see some annoying dancing people on the side?
You: Only gogo dancers from the stripclub next door
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what do you want ideally
You: Ideally right now, a hot russian 20y.o. blond with 0 personality and some viagra
Stranger: hm
You: Can skimp on the viagra i’m good for the first 2 hours
You: How about u
Stranger: but if she has no personality then what would you talk about
You: Her boobs, allways a good subject
You: Never said she had to stay long
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Shit guys I can’t bring myself to pose as a 19 y.o. shemale with balls seriously I tried for 3 sec then got so disgusted myself. Don’t know how the fuck you guys manage to do it, but please don’t stop it’s hilarious
lmfao. This is wrong. [quote]yusef wrote:
Stranger: Hi
You: hello
Stranger: M or f
You: f, bodybuilder
You: you?
Stranger: Holy shÃ?®t…
Stranger: Guy
You: do you like buff women?
Stranger: It depends will u let me put it in ur butt
You: sure but risk being crushed in my powerglutes
Stranger: And will u let me cum on ur face
You: i’d have to do you in the bum first, don’t worry i’ll load up on aminos
Stranger: Ayte jus don’t go 2 hard I ain’t done it b4[/quote]
[quote]Nate112 wrote:
Stranger: knock knock
You: Who’s there?
Stranger: abby
You: WHPO THE FUCK IS THERE
You: oh
You: k
You: abby who
Stranger: abby birthday to you
You: oh my goodness
You: Sir calm down
You: SIR
You: Calm DOWN
You: SIR SIT DOWN
You: SIIT
You: DOWN
You: SIR
You: CALMLY SIT DOWN
Stranger: okay
You: PUT DOWN THE CHILD
You: PUT HIM THE FUCK DOWN
You: GOOD
You: Now stop shouting
You: okay
You: good
You: nice and cool
You: thats how it should be
You: Sir
You: SIR
You: SIT THE FUCK DOWN
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This one isn’t probably funny to anyone else, but i found it funny…and thats all that matters :D[/quote]
lol
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You: hiiii
Stranger: Hi
You: how have u been
Stranger: Asl??
You: havent seen i long time
You: asl?
You: asl to u too my dear freind
You: so how has ur business of pig breeding gone
You: could u make taht \huge pig u dreamed about
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Just found a gem I thought was pretty decent, not mine just stole it from another forum
This conversation is real. It took place over AOL Instant Messenger. Only
the names have been changed to protect starcrftmaniac and PunkgirlAngl, I mean, the innocent.
Girl: Hi
Boy: hello
Boy: who is this?
Girl: just a someone?
Boy: A someone I know?
Girl: nope
Boy: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
Girl: well sorrrrrry
Girl: I just wanted to chat with you
Boy: why?
Girl: nevermind your an [censored]
Boy: Hey wait a minute
Girl: yes?
Boy: look I’m sorry. I’m just a little paranoid
Girl: paranoid?
Boy: yes
Girl: of what?
Girl: me?
Boy: No. I’m in hiding.
Girl: LOL
Boy: Don’t ****ing laugh at me!
Boy: This **** is serious!
Girl: What are you hiding from?
Boy: The cops.
Girl: gimme a ****ing break
Boy: I’m serious.
Girl: I don’t get it
Boy: The cops are after me.
Girl: For what?
Boy: I’m wanted in three states
Girl: For???
Boy: It’s kindof embarrasing.
Boy: I had sex with a turkey.
Boy: Hello?
Girl: You are ****ing sick.
Boy: Send me your picture.
Girl: why?
Boy: so I know you aren’t one of them.
Girl: One of what?
Boy: The cops.
Girl: I’m not a cop i told you
Boy: Then send me your picture.
Girl: hold on
Boy: Hurry up.
Boy: Are you there?
Boy: **** you, cop!
Girl: Hey sorry
Girl: I had to do something for my mom.
Boy: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
Boy: When really you were notifying the authorities.
Boy: Weren’t you!?
Girl: thats not it
Boy: Then what?
Girl: I don’t want to send you the picture cause I’m not pretty
Boy: Most cops aren’t
Girl: IM NOT A ****ING COP YOU DICKHEAD!
Boy: Then send me the picture.
Girl: fine. What’s your e-mail?
Boy: Just send it through here.
Girl: alright PIC
Girl: Did you get it?
Boy: Hold on. I’m looking.
Girl: That was me back in may
Girl: I’ve lost weight since then.
Boy: I hope so
Girl: what?!?
Girl: that hurt my feelings.
Boy: Did it?
Girl: Yes. I’m not that much smaller than that now.
Boy: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
Girl: yes
Boy: Alright let me find it.
Girl: kks
Boy: Okay here it is. PIC
Girl: this isn’t you.
Boy: I’ll be ed if it ain’t!
Girl: You don’t look like that.
Boy: How the hell do you know?
Girl: cause your profile has another picture.
Boy: The profile pic is a fake.
Boy: I use it to hide from the cops.
Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy…
Boy: Not to mention all the groceries.
Girl: Go **** yourself
Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture
Boy: Now my [censored] won’t get hard for a week.
Girl: I shouldn’t have sent you that picture.
Girl: You’ve done nothing but slam me.
Girl: you hurt me.
Boy: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn’t hurt me?
Girl: I thought you were bullting me!
Boy: Why would I do that?
Girl: I can’t believe that cops are after you
Boy: I can’t believe Santa lets you sit on his lap…
Girl: FUC YOU!!!
Boy: You’d break both of his legs.
Girl: You’re a ****ing [censored].
Girl: I’ve been teased my whole life because of my weight
Girl: and you make fun of me when you don’t even know me
Boy: Ok. I’m sorry.
Girl: No you aren’t
Boy: You’re right. I’m not.
Boy: HAARRRRR!
Girl: I’m done with you
Boy: Aww. I’m sorry.
Girl: I’m putting you on ignore
Boy: Wait a sec
Boy: We got off on the wrong foot.
Boy: Wanna start over?
Girl: No
Boy: I’ll eat your [censored]
Girl: You’ll what?
Boy: You heard me.
Boy: I said I’d eat your [censored].
Girl: I thought you said you couldn’t get it hard after seeing my picture
Boy: Do I need a hard-on to eat your [censored]?
Girl: I’d like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
Boy: Well I’m not like most men.
Boy: I get excited in different ways.
Girl: Like what?
Boy: Do you really wanna know?
Girl: I don’t know
Boy: You have to tell me yes or no.
Girl: I’m afraid to
Boy: Why?
Girl: cause
Boy: cause why?
Girl: well lets see
Girl: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
Girl: doesn’t that seem strange to you?
Boy: Nope
Girl: well its strange to me
Boy: Fine. I won’t do it if you don’t want me to
Girl: I didn’t say that
Boy: So is that a yes?
Girl: I guess so.
Boy: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
Boy: Are you willing?
Girl: What do you need me to do?
Boy: I need you talk like a pirate.
Girl: ???
Boy: When I start to go limp… you say “HARRRR!!!”
Boy: ok?
Boy: Hello?
Girl: You can’t be serious
Boy: Oh yes I am!
Boy: It’s my fantasy.
Girl: this is retarded
Boy: Do you want it or not?
Girl: Yes I want it.
Boy: Then you’ll do it for me?
Girl: sure
Boy: Ok. Here we go.
Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Boy: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against
them
Boy: I softly begin to tounge your wet [censored].
Boy: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit.
Girl: mmmm yeah
Boy: uh oh …going limp.
Girl: Har
Boy: You gotta do better than that!
Boy: Your picture was really bad.
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your [censored] get more moist with every
stroke.
Boy: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Boy: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
Girl: mmmmmm you are good
Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
Boy: going limp
Girl: HARRRRRRR
Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Boy: You begin to sway back and forth.
Boy: going limp
Girl: this is stupid
Boy: …still limp
Boy: Do it!
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: I turn you around to lick your [censored].
Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ***.
Boy: I see **** nuggets hanging from the hair around your [censored].
Girl: WTF?!?!?
Boy: They stink really bad.
Girl: OMG STOP!!!
Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ***
Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Boy: I ram it up your ***.
Girl: YOURE A ****ING PYSCHO!!
Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Boy: And turn you into a ****ing candy apple…
Boy: I kick you in the face!
Girl: **** YOU [censored]!!
Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin…
Boy: Your parrot flys away.
Boy: …going limp again.
Boy: Hello?
Boy: Say it!
Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!
Stranger: are u going to disconnct? because i am not a girl!
You: im a girl… are you calling me a lesbo?
Stranger: no
Stranger: �?�± am a by
Stranger: boy
You: how old are you boy
Stranger: u tell me first my baby=)
You: 17
Stranger: 19
Stranger:
You: what do you wanna talk about boy?
You: or what do you wanna do?
Stranger: masturbation :DDd
Stranger: u
Stranger: ?
You: ok
Stranger: can u help me?
You: with what
Stranger: hand…
You: talk dirty?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: u want,?
You: i kiss u roughly and throw you onto your bed
You: i grab ur arms and tie them to the bed posts
Stranger: uuuuuuuu
Stranger: go on
You: i slowly undo you pants… and pull them down with my teeth
You: i rip open your shirt, exposing your 6-pack ;D
You: i slowly take my shirt off, doing a litlte strip tease
You: you with me big boy?
Stranger: 8 inch
You: big boy!
Stranger: yeah
You: i take off my belt
You: and reach slowly into my pants
You: my fingers start to work…
You: i pull out MY penis - all 9-inches of midnight meat
You: i spread your little bitch legs and forcefully thrust myself into your assÃ?¢?Ã?¦. “either shut the fuck up or squeal like a piglet, cracker” i say, holding a knife to your throat “you better learn to love me, faggot, because im about to drill your ass for oil”
Stranger: what
Stranger: ?
You: you try to scream, but i clamp my hand over your mouth
You: “dont you dare try to disconnect on me, fucker, or this is gonna get a hell of a lot worse!!!”
You: i forcefully push myself in and out of you, violating your ass as well as your manhood
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Hows it goin>
Stranger: ?
You: its going good
You: How’s it going
You: with
You: you
You: ?
Stranger: Great thanks
You: Sweet
You: …
Stranger: m/f?
You: yeah sure i’m down for a MMF
You: we’ve gotta invite HolyMacaroni though
You: His hear twill be crushed
You: if we down dude
You: dont*
You: and he owes me a beer
You: so i can get drunk before hand
You: then when the swords touch
You: it won’t be as weird
You: and maybe even more
You:
Stranger: yeah alright
You: Cool
You: Asl?
Stranger: dog/8/france
Stranger: you dirty little cunt
You: Wow i’v enever
You: ever
You: eever
You: had a MMB
You: THIS SHIT IS GOING TO BE UNREAL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]anonym wrote:
Stranger: are u going to disconnct? because i am not a girl!
You: im a girl… are you calling me a lesbo?
Stranger: no
Stranger: �??�?�± am a by
Stranger: boy
You: how old are you boy
Stranger: u tell me first my baby=)
You: 17
Stranger: 19
Stranger:
You: what do you wanna talk about boy?
You: or what do you wanna do?
Stranger: masturbation :DDd
Stranger: u
Stranger: ?
You: ok
Stranger: can u help me?
You: with what
Stranger: hand…
You: talk dirty?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: u want,?
You: i kiss u roughly and throw you onto your bed
You: i grab ur arms and tie them to the bed posts
Stranger: uuuuuuuu
Stranger: go on
You: i slowly undo you pants… and pull them down with my teeth
You: i rip open your shirt, exposing your 6-pack ;D
You: i slowly take my shirt off, doing a litlte strip tease
You: you with me big boy?
Stranger: 8 inch
You: big boy!
Stranger: yeah
You: i take off my belt
You: and reach slowly into my pants
You: my fingers start to work…
You: i pull out MY penis - all 9-inches of midnight meat
You: i spread your little bitch legs and forcefully thrust myself into your assÃ??Ã?¢?Ã??Ã?¦. “either shut the fuck up or squeal like a piglet, cracker” i say, holding a knife to your throat “you better learn to love me, faggot, because im about to drill your ass for oil”
Stranger: what
Stranger: ?
You: you try to scream, but i clamp my hand over your mouth
You: “dont you dare try to disconnect on me, fucker, or this is gonna get a hell of a lot worse!!!”
You: i forcefully push myself in and out of you, violating your ass as well as your manhood
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
hahahahah so good.
You: hey
Stranger: hey there
You: WHy do you come onto omegle
You: I’m going a pole
You: llol
You: poll*
You: SIR SIT THE FUCK DOWN
You have disconnected.
Im done.