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Omegle Chat Fun


#1

http://omegle.com/

share your funny chats.

My most recent one:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: yo
You: man im bloated
You: full of shit i think
You: drank this protein shake
You: and ate a banana
You: you?
Stranger: took a dump earlier
Stranger: I'm god
Stranger: good*
You: thats nice
You: btw never use chinese toilet seats
You: mine broke today
You: bought it two months ago
You: now i have one made of gold
You: custom made tin the shape of my butt cheeks
You: *in
You: you?
You: hey im talking to you
You: why are you ignoring me
You: why are you like this
You: its not very nice
You: why do you hate me?
You: i don't like people who hate me
You: if you hate me i hate you
You: i find you
You: and kick your dog
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


#2

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You: hi
Stranger: your girl ?
You: yes
You: me love you long time
You: 18
You: i have cheese fetish
Stranger: okai from ?
You: from tanzania
Stranger: lol
Stranger: me paris !
You: but speaking good englesh
You: no frensh sorri
You: so anyway i have cheese fetish
You: i pour my cheese on your back
You: and you dip your bagel in my cheese
Stranger: je parle que francais malheureusement tu sais parler francais ? tu veux venir a paris ?
You: you have hot frensh aksent?
You: oh yes you do giggle
You have disconnected. (sorry got boreed)


#3

Stranger: hey 21 male with webcam u interested ?
You: mmmm
You: lets talk on here first?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: where r u from ?
You: Canada you?
Stranger: greece
Stranger: female male ?
You: female
Stranger: and age pls
You: you would webcam with a guy?
Stranger: noo
Stranger: i m not gay :slight_smile:
You: What are you doing?
Stranger: nothin i m bored
You: oh? I’m just stroking my dong.

didn’t answer for 5 minutes so i just disconnected haha.
I can successfully say i will never go to that website again. go to the gym der candy and get off of chat rooms dude.


#4

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A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hey , 19 m india here
Stranger: u?
You: hey im from vostok
Stranger: girl?
You: yes
Stranger: where is vostok
You: antartica
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ok this was short :stuck_out_tongue:


#5

OMG.

finally a place where i can realize my TRUE POTENTIAL.

i have definatly just wasted a straight hour on this mofo


#6

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You: A Wild Abra appears!
Strager: what
Me: Wild Abra used Teleport!

You have disconnected.


#7

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A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hiiiii
You: how are u?
Stranger: im good how are youu
You: fine my dog is lickin my dong…i feel happy
You: and u?
Stranger: my pussys lickin my pussy
Stranger: i feel happy also
You: no shit./…f\great
You: so…sup,why on omegle?
Stranger: to talk to strangers… they tell me
You: where do u live?
Stranger: hawaii
You: i live in vostok
Stranger: what is that?
You: antartica
Stranger: are you an eskimo?
Stranger: lol
You: no research scientist of teh vsyok station…
You: vostok(sporry the gloves)
You: Im russian though


#8

A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: a wild bear goes hunting
You: he fuck starnger
You: im indian…pale skin
You: bear fuck you too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

OMG I CAN’T STOP!


#9

[quote]Nate112 wrote:
Stranger: hey 21 male with webcam u interested ?
You: mmmm
You: lets talk on here first?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: where r u from ?
You: Canada you?
Stranger: greece
Stranger: female male ?
You: female
Stranger: and age pls
You: you would webcam with a guy?
Stranger: noo
Stranger: i m not gay :slight_smile:
You: What are you doing?
Stranger: nothin i m bored
You: oh? I’m just stroking my dong.

didn’t answer for 5 minutes so i just disconnected haha.
I can successfully say i will never go to that website again. go to the gym der candy and get off of chat rooms dude.[/quote]

just got back from hardcore leg workout dude.


#10

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Stranger: hi
You: i know what you are
You: you are a ampire
You: *vampire
Stranger: you
Stranger: male or
Stranger: famale.?
You: no you
You: shemale
You: vampire shemale
You: you?
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#11

You: hellooooooooooooo
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: you female ?
You: do you want me to be?
You: maybe?
You: are you a male?
Stranger: yes
You: yea i used to have a dong, but now im a female
Stranger: ı am male
Stranger: webcam sex
Stranger: :slight_smile:
You: sure!
Stranger: msn ?
You have disconnected.


#12

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A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Never gonna give you up
You: u wanna suck my dick?
You: niice
You: i knew u rly loved me
Stranger: im only 12…
Stranger: how old r u
You: since u had taht bear fuck u for my birthday
You: im 8
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#13

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hiiii
Stranger: asl?
You: wtf?
Stranger: i mean u are a male or female?
You: shemale
Stranger: ohh…what’s that
You: well i have been a male
You: but im now a female
You: and you>?
Stranger: ok…that’s shemale…great.
Stranger: i’m male.
You: so where do you live?
Stranger: us
You: where>>?
Stranger: california.
You: OMG me too
Stranger: ohh really?
You: where in california
You: we should defo hang out
You: r u hot at least?
You: im rly interested in one night stands
You: espacially if i do not know the guy
Stranger: yah…i’m hot
You: so r u intersted>
You: gimme ur email or smth…
You: phone number would be great
You: well if u wait a month ill be totally female
You: cos right now i have my penis dingling
You: so…
You: gimme ur msn,we could have webcam sex
Stranger: but why u change ur gender.
Stranger: yah sure.
You: i changed cos i feel more comfortable as a female…
You: so gimme ur mail
Stranger: You have disconnected.

OMFG these guys are fags…o shiit…o fuck…


#14

Dude, I tear this place up all the time and have all my best chats saved lol.

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny?
You: horny?
Stranger: yep
You: you;re a dude
Stranger: i am?
You: yep
You: sorry to break the news
Stranger: DAMMIT
Stranger: how do you know that if even i don’t?
You: Because I’m a stranger
Stranger: hmm, i think your logic is flawed
You: Is it? Or is your flaw, logic?
Stranger: I fail to see how logic could be a flaw.
Stranger: No, that’s not true. Logic could be a flaw in some circumstances, but I think this is surely not one of them.
You: Ever heard of Catch-22?
Stranger: Yup, read it not too long ago, actually.
Stranger: Strange, good book.
You: Well you best start believing in books laddie…
You: YOU’RE IN ONE!
You have disconnected.

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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: hey how r u?
You: Doing good, wanna fuck?
Stranger: go fuck yourself
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Stranger: how life?
You: blagh
Stranger: black?
Stranger: u being racist son?
You: fuck you
Stranger: lil white bou
Stranger: noy
Stranger: boy
You: lol
Stranger: ill teach u some manners lil
Stranger: bitch
You: blagh doesn’t equal black
You: dumbass
Stranger: so what is blagh?
You: 8IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID
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Stranger: hi
You: 19 M USA
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: nice
Stranger: where?
You: Texas
Stranger: you go to hell
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I got moooore, I hope none of yall were my victims lol.


#15

[quote]Der Candy wrote:
Nate112 wrote:
Stranger: hey 21 male with webcam u interested ?
You: mmmm
You: lets talk on here first?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: where r u from ?
You: Canada you?
Stranger: greece
Stranger: female male ?
You: female
Stranger: and age pls
You: you would webcam with a guy?
Stranger: noo
Stranger: i m not gay :slight_smile:
You: What are you doing?
Stranger: nothin i m bored
You: oh? I’m just stroking my dong.

didn’t answer for 5 minutes so i just disconnected haha.
I can successfully say i will never go to that website again. go to the gym der candy and get off of chat rooms dude.

just got back from hardcore leg workout dude.[/quote]

Legit. Then go on :smiley:


#16

A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hi
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OH COME ON


#17

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Stranger: m or f ?
You: F
Stranger: cool
Stranger: age and from ?
You: Just kidding, I’ve got a bigger cock than you
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This next one is by far my best one, I totally played this guy and had a picture of a hot girl through photobucket, I broke his psyche.

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Stranger: hello
You: http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/8207/forest3.jpg
Stranger: sex
You: =)
You: lol
You: yes, please
Stranger: whats that
You: It’s me =)
Stranger: really
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 16, but I don’t tell =)
Stranger: im 18
Stranger: is that fine or are you looking for older
You: I like older guys
You: That’s perfect
You: =)
You: Where you from?
Stranger: Texas
Stranger: you?
You: Really?! Me too! what city?
Stranger: Dallas area
Stranger: you?
You: Wow!
You: I live in fort worth
Stranger: I live in colleyville
You: Send me a picture of you
You: =)
Stranger: shoot i need to find one
Stranger: give me a sec
Stranger: just a question you are so gorgeous why dont you have a bf?
Stranger: or someone who can treat you right
You: I’m in between…
You: lol
You: I’m having problems right now…
You: kind of a jerk
Stranger: ah
Stranger: well im sure you will find someone …
Stranger: yeah dont settle for a jerk
You: i sure hope so :slight_smile:
You: i just seem to attract jerks
You: it sucks
Stranger: damn the only picture I have on this comp i cant find …
Stranger: i can describe myself …
Stranger: or i guess i dont want to waste your time
You: haha, sure =)
Stranger: well im almost 6ft
Stranger: im slim
Stranger: i mean fit
Stranger: i do have some muscle defnition
You: That 's good =)
Stranger: dark brown hair
Stranger: to my chin
Stranger: dark brown eyes
Stranger: I look like an italian version of christian bale
Stranger: if that helps
You: I’ve never met an italian guy!
Stranger: haha im not full blooded italian though
Stranger: ok ok… so are you in your room?
You: yeahh, unfortunately
Stranger: haha yeah…
Stranger: ok what are you wearing?
You: So is colleyville near Bedford? Because that’s where I’m at
You: haha, not much
Stranger: actually its like a mile away
Stranger: ok be specific with the not so much :wink:
You: What high school do you go to?
You: Just a tank top and some workout shorts
Stranger: i graduated early
Stranger: i went to heritage but then I started going to carrol

(And then I ask the question of all questions)

You: Soo…this is kinda embarassing to ask but how big’s your…you know =)
Stranger: 7.2
Stranger: sorry im not huge
Stranger: im a little above
Stranger: average
You: It’s ok, mine’s a little bigger than that.
Stranger: …
You: You just got punked motherfucker
Stranger: haha …
Stranger: well
Stranger: at least we know
Stranger: im straight
Stranger: you displayed some faggotry
Stranger: right there
You: LOL
Stranger: say what you want
Stranger: you area faggot
Stranger: *are a
Stranger: faggot faggot faggot
You: You fucking bought that so bad
Stranger: faggot
You: ROFL
Stranger: who the fuck
You: LMFAO
Stranger: acts like a fucking faggot
Stranger: for some cheap laughs
Stranger: faggot
You: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Stranger: faggot
Stranger: faoggot
Stranger: faggot
Stranger: faggot
Stranger: faggot
You: You trying to get a hook up over omegle?!
Stranger: faggot
Stranger: faggot
You: Dumb bitch
Stranger: faggot
Stranger: hell no
Stranger: why would I hook up
You: hahhahahha
Stranger: on omegle
You: I fucking love this website
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Almost felt bad after…

On this one, someone tried to punk me.

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Stranger: Hello, im 23 years old female from germany. Im looking for male company for tonight :slight_smile: i have msn webcam too!! these are my pics, telle me if you’re interested or not http://www.lisa-heiss-entjungfert.net/?uid=638830
You: Sure
Stranger: interested?
You: Yep, I’m a male from USA
Stranger: nicce :P:P
Stranger: got msn? web?
You: but I don’t think you’re real
You: You have to prove it
You: By sending me a picture of you holding up a sign
Stranger: http://s6b.directupload.net/images/090512/lsk9xncs.jpg
Stranger: thats a pic of me
Stranger: http://www.lisa-heiss-entjungfert.net/?uid=638830
Stranger: that is original site
Stranger: lol you can open it :stuck_out_tongue:
You: Yes I see that
You: But anyone can pull a picture from a website
You: If you’re real
Stranger: i am :frowning:
You: Take another pic and write a sign out of a piece of paper and pencil saying bubble gum
You: I’ve personally punked people on this website
You: So if you’re real, it’ll be easy to prove
You: If you’re faking, you can’t out-fake a faker
Stranger: i dont have camera here -_-
You: Then how do you plan to have a webcam thing with me later?
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#18

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A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m-f ?
You: MMF?
You: Sure!
Stranger: ooooh
Stranger: cool
You: I must invite HolyMacaroni!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


#19

[quote]Nate112 wrote:
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m-f ?
You: MMF?
You: Sure!
Stranger: ooooh
Stranger: cool
You: I must invite HolyMacaroni!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

Hahaha!!! i knew that was coming sooner or later.

Lol, if we all used MMF and holymac on omegle, we’d make him famous.


#20

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hey!
You: hi babeee
Stranger: Asl?
You: female
Stranger: AL?
You: wut?
Stranger: Age?
Stranger: Location?
You: 17
You: where do you live?
Stranger: New York
You: where…
You: im in rhodfe isalnd
Stranger: The city
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: So, what’s going on?
You: nuttin much
You: just chattyin around
Stranger: Cool
You: so u have any pix of urself
You: heres mine
You: http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/8207/forest3.jpg
Stranger: WOW you’re really hot
You: thnx
You: :smiley:
You: so any pix of urself
Stranger: They’re all old
Stranger: None recent
Stranger: Sorry :frowning:
You: o shit
You: so whats up anything new
You: any hobiies
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: I like to read
Stranger: I play tennis
Stranger: I bike
Stranger: I collect stuff
Stranger: You?
You: well play WOW…stuff my mouth with unhealhty shit
You: and i love when my boyfriend licks my balls
You: its just so fuckin sexy
Stranger: Waiiit
You: wut?
Stranger: That thing about the balls
You: wut?
Stranger: You aren’t a girl then?
You: well i am
You: NOW
You: i havent been
You: started sex change when i was 13
You: but i have a pair of balls dangling
You: useless
You: u see u hate me just bsc of that
You: everybody hates
Stranger: So you like guys now? And, do you have a pussy?
You: me
You: im gonna kill myself
Stranger: I don’t
You: i have pussy
Stranger: I think you’re really hot
You: my penis has been transformed into a vagina
You: just the balls have remained
You: the do not fave function tho
Stranger: Are you getting those taken off?
You: yey
You: i acouple of months
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: So do you have AIM?
You: no
You: but gimme ur msn
Stranger: yours first
You: lovly_bunny_irisa@hotmail.com
You: hey how old are you?
Stranger: 15
You: straight?
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: you?
Stranger: So what’s your name?
You: irisa
You: urs ?
Stranger: Max
You: yo dude
You: uve been so fuckin punked
You: ur ghey
Stranger: So add me
Stranger: Guess what
You: u wanted to fuck a transvestite
Stranger: I GOT A PIC OF A HOT GIRL OUT OF IT!
Stranger: SUCKA!
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OMG these guys are so fuckin GHEY…