Old People Sayings

[quote]BradTGIF wrote:

  1. Be nice, until it’s time to not be nice, and know exactly where that saying came from.

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How do we know when that is?

You won’t. I will let you know.

[quote]BradTGIF wrote:

  1. Represent your family unit with either flip flops or stick figures on the back of your SUV

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One time at a traffic light, I stopped behind a minivan that had the best satirical take on that ever. The back window had stick figures representing “The Ass Family: Hot, Dumb, Fat, and Candy.”

LOL.

In this day and age…if you actually remember the X-Files, you are old.

I know kids under the age of 18 who don’t know who major rap stars are just from the last 15 years.

complain about your sciatica…“My sciatic nerve is killing me when I squat!”

[quote]MattyXL wrote:
complain about your sciatica…“My sciatic nerve is killing me when I squat!”[/quote]

What? What did you say? I cant hear you, you need to speak louder. What?

B.I.G who?

facepalm

[quote]Professor X wrote:
B.I.G who?

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Nobody knows who Tupac is anymore or Wu Tang OR 50 CENT.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
B.I.G who?

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Or when you say “Public Enemy! You know, Chuck D… Flava Flav…”

And they go

“Oh you mean that guy from VH1?”

Now that you’re in your twilight years, you’ll have to start posting over at Ironage. Just be warned, you will need to develop a fetish for Steve Reeves and attack anyone who says AAS were around before 1956.

P.S. - Seriously, almost pissed myself at the Roadhouse references.

[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
B.I.G who?

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Nobody knows who Tupac is anymore or Wu Tang OR 50 CENT.[/quote]

I have a friend from New Jersey. He knows OF the Wu-Tang Clan, but he couldn’t name a single one of them. I was embarrassed for him.

“Back in my day we actually had to worry about getting raped. It’s not like today, with all the RAPEAXE!!! these kids are using these days.”

You fuckin kids playin your hippity hop scotch on my lawn.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
B.I.G who?

facepalm[/quote]

its even worse when it comes to r and b.

KC and Jojo ?

“Were they Power Rangers?”

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
You fuckin kids playin your hippity hop scotch on my lawn.[/quote]

Get me a beer, dragonlady.

When we were growing up, my brother and I would get into trouble for something. My mom would look at us and say “The older you get, the dumber you get!”

We just looked right back at her and smiled.

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

‘You’ll understand when you are older’

‘That’s NOT music, that’s just noise!!!’

‘NikEE’ as opposed to merely ‘Nike’

‘DISCOTHEQUE!!’

‘Son’ <<With referrence to anyone more than 10% younger than you.

‘Are you Courting’ <<<LOL

My favourite old person saying however is: ‘Goin steady’ Sounds so darn halcyonic!! A helluva lot better than ‘dating’ or ‘seeing’ etc.

[quote]GorillaMon wrote:

‘Are you Courting’ <<<LOL

My favourite old person saying however is: ‘Goin steady’ Sounds so darn halcyonic!! A helluva lot better than ‘dating’ or ‘seeing’ etc.

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Engage in “heavy petting”.

< -------------------- wouldn’t know any old man sayings.

[quote]SmilingPolitely wrote:

[quote]GorillaMon wrote:

‘Are you Courting’ <<<LOL

My favourite old person saying however is: ‘Goin steady’ Sounds so darn halcyonic!! A helluva lot better than ‘dating’ or ‘seeing’ etc.

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Engage in “heavy petting”. [/quote]

Another good one.