So, I recently became very fucking old (22) and I'm in need of some old people things to say. My intent is to confuse all the younggins with my phrases.
So far I I don't have any as I'm new to being old. Ii still have that new old person smell.
Also, feel free to throw in other ideas like
Things to complain about
Benefits of pants height....navel vs armpit or even suspenders
Hurry before I fall asleep
+crazy old man laugh+
"Ahhhhhh. Haaaaaaaa ahhhhhh cough haaaaaaa. Ahhhhhhh"