Old Lady Syndrome. Why Does it Happen?

[quote]GetSwoleToday wrote:
You guys know Old Lady smell when they are in the bathroom. Its very distinct.

Also why do they have blue hair? Fuck.[/quote]

Blue hair, dafuq you hangin out with??

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:
What does old lady poop smell like?[/quote]

poop…[/quote]

Nooooo…

Apparently it has a quite distinct smell, as opposed to nubile nymphs poop that smells of unicorns and rainbows…and hope![/quote]

Can’t say I’ve ever smelled hope scented poop before…[/quote]

You are obviously not a poop smelling connaisseur like OP.[/quote]

I’m not sure if this wounds my pride or not…

[quote]BeefEater wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:
What does old lady poop smell like?[/quote]
Creep[/quote]

I needz to know!

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

Can’t say I’ve ever smelled hope scented poop before…[/quote]

:slight_smile:

[/quote]

Top 5 jokes of all time.

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]BeefEater wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:
What does old lady poop smell like?[/quote]
Creep[/quote]

I needz to know![/quote]
Just go up to a Hawt Blue Hair and ask for her Depends!

Rogue Vampire, is this you ?


At what age do you consider a woman old GetSwoleToday? There are a LOT of hot 40+ women on this site! As a 50+ man I love the way they look! What’s wrong with an elegant women in a long dress, high heels, and stockings? While I may have a few questionable enjoyments I’ve never been a shit sniffer except when my son was a baby and that wasn’t by choice!

[quote]GetSwoleToday wrote:
So as I get older, I see women getting older too. Their personality and style of dress changes. Instead of mini skirts, they start wearing high heels, longer dresses, and pantyhose. Along with carrying around a hand purse. Reminding me so much of an “Old Lady”

Even when they go use the restroom the scent after they poop is of an older lady.

Why? [/quote]

I was killing time yesterday waiting on a flight, read some of your “soccer mom gym comments” and today, I saw this. Perhaps you need to look around and study the real world a bit more, maybe you could post something worthwhile in the future. So, read the link and see if you still feel puzzled over bathroom smells.