I was at Costco not too long ago and there was a guy selling small batch, hand made butter from a nearby farm. While I was tasting it, a really, really obese man who I heard coming before he got there (from his heavy breathing) clip clopped up and tasted the butter as well. He then went on to ask if it was organic or grass fed or something like that. When the vendor replied no, the really, really obese guy said he couldn’t buy the butter because it was not.
I’m standing there listening, trying hard not to laugh. I remember thinking, “Dude, seriously? You’re one Snickers sundae away from losing a foot to diabetes and you’re worried about the butter not being organic? Really?” Does that make me a bad guy for thinking it? I didn’t actually say anything. I dunno, I just like seeing dumb stuff in life. It makes me laugh.
PS - For the record, I bought the strawberry butter.