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Oh What Teabaggery is This?

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

Team Meeting with other trainers and boss guy today, right? The discussion was geared to making us seem more “commited to the lifestyle”. We all gave suggestions as to what we thought would make us appear that way.

I suggested a small uniform change for the trainers that are actually on their shit…like a Varsity type deal. My reasoning was pretty much the same as The T-Cell on this site. The new uni’s would be staright black vs the blue ones we have now…and there could be levels between the blue and black ones (i.e. JV type thing). I also said rgar we could put up signs and promote the new “levels” of trainers at the gym.

I personally don’t think this was a bad idea.

Whether I do or nawt it was dismissed.

What won?

Tea bagging!!!

Yep, we now must get tea bagged to make ourself appear more intense.

Holy shit

Our gym now has a Hawk,Flex, and a Turbo already teabagging each other.

What is this, that gym from that one movie? No wait, Gladiators. lmao

AHH Fuck, I giess this could end up being a sexual harassment suit.

fail

you owe me your XBOX and 10 White Wimmenz to settle this.

What mythical animal is better than a chimera?

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
fail

you owe me your XBOX and 10 White Wimmenz to settle this.[/quote]

How about 5 white wimmenz and a pic of my xbox?

[quote]BulletproofTiger wrote:
What mythical animal is better than a chimera?[/quote]

No such animal exists. Not even the BulletproofTiger is better.

no pics?

[quote]chimera182 wrote:

[quote]BulletproofTiger wrote:
What mythical animal is better than a chimera?[/quote]

No such animal exists. Not even the BulletproofTiger is better.[/quote]

Dammit - you got me! Mermaids are pretty bomb but even they don’t top the BulletproofChimera.

[quote]BulletproofTiger wrote:

[quote]chimera182 wrote:

[quote]BulletproofTiger wrote:
What mythical animal is better than a chimera?[/quote]

No such animal exists. Not even the BulletproofTiger is better.[/quote]

Dammit - you got me! Mermaids are pretty bomb but even they don’t top the BulletproofChimera.[/quote]

As long they’re normal sized mermaids… it’s the little ones you’ve got to watch out for always trying to grow legs and such.

Dude, Bulletproof Chimera would be a awesome. Why didn’t you make that your screen name?

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
fail

you owe me your XBOX and 10 White Wimmenz to settle this.[/quote]

You’ve not broken me yet foul creature of the night. 10 internets to anyone who takes down the vamp.

[quote]chimera182 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
fail

you owe me your XBOX and 10 White Wimmenz to settle this.[/quote]

You’ve not broken me yet foul creature of the night. 10 internets to anyone who takes down the vamp.[/quote]

throw in an xbox and it’s a deal.

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

[quote]chimera182 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
fail

you owe me your XBOX and 10 White Wimmenz to settle this.[/quote]

You’ve not broken me yet foul creature of the night. 10 internets to anyone who takes down the vamp.[/quote]

throw in an xbox and it’s a deal.[/quote]

[quote]chimera182 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
fail

you owe me your XBOX and 10 White Wimmenz to settle this.[/quote]

You’ve not broken me yet foul creature of the night. 10 internets to anyone who takes down the vamp.[/quote]

INTERNETS!!! FUCK YEAH! I’ma go get me ma sun lamp! But wait! What if the Count just sparkles?

[quote]andrew_live wrote:

[quote]chimera182 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
fail

you owe me your XBOX and 10 White Wimmenz to settle this.[/quote]

You’ve not broken me yet foul creature of the night. 10 internets to anyone who takes down the vamp.[/quote]

INTERNETS!!! FUCK YEAH! I’ma go get me ma sun lamp! But wait! What if the Count just sparkles?[/quote]

I think that’s punishment enough for him.

Just gimme the wimmenz and you can keep the xbox for now.

12 internets for anyone that will help defeat the Chimera.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Just gimme the wimmenz and you can keep the xbox for now.

12 internets for anyone that will help defeat the Chimera.[/quote]

Shit just got real.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Just gimme the wimmenz and you can keep the xbox for now.

12 internets for anyone that will help defeat the Chimera.[/quote]

throw in a Sexbox 690 with the tickler attachment and you have yourself a deal.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Just gimme the wimmenz and you can keep the xbox for now.

12 internets for anyone that will help defeat the Chimera.[/quote]

Summon the BulletproofChimera

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Just gimme the wimmenz and you can keep the xbox for now.

12 internets for anyone that will help defeat the Chimera.[/quote]

throw in a Sexbox 690 with the tickler attachment and you have yourself a deal.[/quote]

hahaha nice one worm.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Just gimme the wimmenz and you can keep the xbox for now.

12 internets for anyone that will help defeat the Chimera.[/quote]

I found the answer!

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