Officer Kills Naked Man Chewing Victim's Face

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LOLZ

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[quote]Big_Boss wrote:

[quote]lanchefan1 wrote:

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
“Supposedly”…the attack was blamed on “bath salts”…(no…not Calgon). I smell cover up. Even with basically super-LSD…I don’t see a normal person eating a man’s nose and eyeballs…lol. [/quote]

And how many normal people do you know that are willing to smoke or snort bath salts to get high?

Edit: article for reference Bath Salts As Drugs: Parents, Health Officials Alarmed Over Rising Number Of Teen Overdoses | HuffPost Teen [/quote]

Normal…as in alive. I’m playing along with the zombie apocalypse. You…know…the…real…truth ;)[/quote]

Oh I know :wink:

This will be a running joke at work for awhile.

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[quote]lanchefan1 wrote:

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:

[quote]lanchefan1 wrote:

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
“Supposedly”…the attack was blamed on “bath salts”…(no…not Calgon). I smell cover up. Even with basically super-LSD…I don’t see a normal person eating a man’s nose and eyeballs…lol. [/quote]

And how many normal people do you know that are willing to smoke or snort bath salts to get high?

Edit: article for reference Bath Salts As Drugs: Parents, Health Officials Alarmed Over Rising Number Of Teen Overdoses | HuffPost Teen [/quote]

Normal…as in alive. I’m playing along with the zombie apocalypse. You…know…the…real…truth ;)[/quote]

Oh I know :wink:

This will be a running joke at work for awhile.[/quote]

Gotcha. I’m waiting to hear the condition of the “victim.”

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i am not adequately prepared.

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[quote]PB Andy wrote:
i am not adequately prepared.[/quote]
The whole premise of your thinking is flawed. You’re never adequately prepared. False security will kill you faster than ignorance ever will.

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[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]PB Andy wrote:
i am not adequately prepared.[/quote]
The whole premise of your thinking is flawed. You’re never adequately prepared. False security will kill you faster than ignorance ever will.[/quote]
this guy has been in a zombie fight or two.

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time to don my armour, grab my axe and sword, and fuck some zombie shit up

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[quote]caveman101 wrote:
time to don my armour, grab my axe and sword, and fuck some zombie shit up[/quote]

Chainsaw arm and boomstick works better.

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BTW - how do you bite someone’s eyeballs out? Anyone?

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[quote]SexMachine wrote:
BTW - how do you bite someone’s eyeballs out? Anyone?[/quote]

I believe you have to suck them out like an oyster.

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[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]SexMachine wrote:
BTW - how do you bite someone’s eyeballs out? Anyone?[/quote]

I believe you have to suck them out like an oyster.[/quote]

You’d still have to bite through the optical nerve with the attached veins and connective tissue though. So definitely a foul according to the Queensberry rules.

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All this thread needs to be complete is a reference to bacon.

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Maybe this is how it started. :confused:

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^
or this

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Please dont be florida, please dont be florida, please dont be florida… fuck

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Why does all this shit always happen in Florida???

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Its because of high gas prices.

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[quote]FrozenNinja wrote:
Why does all this shit always happen in Florida???[/quote]

I know right? Good thing there are no whacknuts in Cali.